DMN: How the Cowboys formed their 2014 team: Reader discretion advised

[SportsGuru80]

So how deep is next years draft?

VEEEEEERRY deep at the defensive line position!

 

[Floatyworm]

Please never post anything that depressive again.

Jason Witten arrested for domestic violence.. just lol.

I was just getting started.......

I couldn't have written a worse start to a season.......And I've tried that before

@ the rate this season is going the following will occur

1. Dez won't extend....free agent and then leaves
2. Romo re-injures back...done for career
3. Slow start...Garrett receives a 3 year extention
4. Tyron Smith goes down for the year torn ACL
5. Josh Brent reinstated.....pulled over for another DUI
6. Jason Witten arrested for domestic violence
7. Short on CBs....Cowboys sign Fred Smoot
8. Doug Free resigned for 4 more years
9. Dan Bailey traded
10. More Jerry photos
11. Ryan Williams is picked up by the Giants rushes for 1700yrds.
12. Eagles win the Super Bowl.


Continued.....

13. We sign Micheal Sam...oh boy wait

14. We cut Ahmad Dixon

15. We cut LaRon Byrd...becomes the next Miles Austin

16. Jeff Heath is named a starter

17. We trade our #1 pick for Johnny Football

18. Ms. Jones despite Jerry's wishes puts in a All Male review in the Cowboys Bar....Files for divorce

19. Rolando McClain quits mid season

20. Brandon Carr doesn't live up the the 50 million dollar contract

21. Garrett takes over play calling.........again

22. DeMarco Murray asks for a trade

23. Stephen Jones crashes the team party bus....blames cheerleaders for sitting in his lap while driving. Refuses breathilizer.....

24. Tony Romo refuses to talk to the media until Jerry resigns Terrell Owens.

25. Cowboys resign....Terrell Owens

26. Bobby Carpenter says he can play Defensive Tackle....Cowboys resign

27. Orlando Scandrick popped for "Molly" again....blames trainer

28. Cowboys short on CBs.... resign Pacman Jones

29. Jerry's awesome scoreboard above the field goes on the fritz.......blames China for inferior product.

30. Stadium runs out of plastic cups for the year......No more beer sold after Thanksgiving.

31. Fans in protest...burn down Victoria Secrets..cause major damage

32. Jimmy Johnson proclaims "he doesn't want to be in ring of honor" as long as Jerry is owner.

33. Lance Dunbar tears up his other knee......put on IR

34. Cowboys try to resign.....Ryan Williams....oh wait he signed w/ Giants Sign Herschel Walker instead

35. In a desperate attempt to save the season Cowboys sign Tim Tebow

36. Demarcus Lawrence comes back re-breaks foot done for year.....

37. Anthony Spencer claims knee pain...retires. Steals Jerry's money without playing a down

38. Cowboy's party pass goes from 29.99 to 59.99..... reason for price change (inflation)

39. NFL takes away Thanksgiving game away from Cowboys

40. After 3-10 start...Jerry Jones proclaims himself head coach "will fix all the problems" next season.

 

[DallasEast]

The comments at the bottom are more gloomy than the article itself. The fact is, nobody knows what's going to happen this season. I'm rooting for a win against SF on Sunday. Crying won't change a thing. One game at a time. Go Cowboys.

lol. No one has ever known how future events shall unfold. It's impossible. The impossible challenge of actually seeing the future is the motivation why people try so hard to be psychic. That fact does not stop anyone from guessing though. And it does not prevent some from guessing correctly at times.

Personally, I have been waiting forever for someone with true psychic abilities. That special someone will finally give me the winning Powerball jackpot numbers. Everyone else keeps giving me duds.