Wait a second,
Percy, what you're saying is that the "football move" portion is part of the rules again? I thought it was changed to "remain upright long enough". They really flip flopped a second time?
They announced it while you were roasting hot dogs last 4th of July weekend, hoping you wouldn't notice. It worked!
"Upright long enough" stayed in the subsection about receivers going to the ground, but before the rule book even gets to that, it now says (again) that you're a runner if you've got control, two feet, and are capable of "avoiding or warding off impending contact of an opponent, tucking the ball away, turning up field, or taking additional steps." Those are all football moves.