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Yeah. Good read. I think he flat out lacks the athletic ability to be much better than an average starter. Not sure why he acts like a jackass from time to time. Unless maybe he's spoiled from always being "the guy".
 

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I still think he stole the underwear and cologne because he trusted a fart that did not deserve the trust. And it's just not come out in the press somehow. There's just no other good reason to steal those particular items.
 

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I still think he stole the underwear and cologne because he trusted a fart that did not deserve the trust. And it's just not come out in the press somehow. There's just no other good reason to steal those particular items.
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What's weirder is that idea makes me somehow sympathetic towards him.

We've all been there. The idea that he'd panic and steal one pair of undies and some coverup because he was too embarrassed is hilarious.
 

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I still think he stole the underwear and cologne because he trusted a fart that did not deserve the trust. And it's just not come out in the press somehow. There's just no other good reason to steal those particular items.

lol
 

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Yeah. Good read. I think he flat out lacks the athletic ability to be much better than an average starter. Not sure why he acts like a jackass from time to time. Unless maybe he's spoiled from always being "the guy".

I definitely think he's athletic enough. I just don't think he makes the best decisions with the ball.
 

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Yeah. Good read. I think he flat out lacks the athletic ability to be much better than an average starter. Not sure why he acts like a jackass from time to time. Unless maybe he's spoiled from always being "the guy".

He's a good athlete, his quick twitch moves are impressive at times... He just inconsistent, and average in physicality.
 

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He's athletic and has enough talent to be a good complimentary NFL RB. The more he plays in a game, the more his inconsistency, lack of power and mental gaffes are exposed. Unfortunately the Cowboys are subbing him out of games for a lesser player in McFadden. Hopefully Michael and Randle take over the bulk of RB duties.

Good read though.
 

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There are hundreds of running backs like him. Next year there will be 100 more randles trying to make the NFL.
 

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I still think he stole the underwear and cologne because he trusted a fart that did not deserve the trust. And it's just not come out in the press somehow. There's just no other good reason to steal those particular items.

He would have gone directly to the bathroom if that was the case. NO SALE.

He is an entitled idiot that didn't feel like waiting in line. When he got caught he said he would have run if he thought they were going to actually press charges.
 

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I still think he stole the underwear and cologne because he trusted a fart that did not deserve the trust. And it's just not come out in the press somehow. There's just no other good reason to steal those particular items.

So it is some mysterious "fart" that made him compromise his upbringing? Whew, glad we could find a way to absolve him of accountability.
 

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He says he doesn't remember what his major was after dropping out of the engineering program, but he has a great football IQ.

That is is coach speak for "I was surprised he could learn the playbook" after seeing him off the field.
 
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