I'm going to do what I do every year. Go out alone dressed in all black and prey upon innocent vulnerable people who are happy and having a good time... until they encounter me.
This has been a tradition with me for many many years. Haunted houses and scary movies just don't cut it for me because people are anticipating and expecting something scary. I like to catch people with their guard down at their weakest and most vulnerable state.
Don't get me wrong, I don't ever hurt or injure people, I just let them know in no uncertain terms that they are not safe, and let them feel that something horrible could have happened to them.
As I said, this has been a tradition with me for over 20 years. When I hit the streets on Halloween, my friends and family just think I have plans with other friends or family when I am really out wreaking havoc on the minds of the unsuspecting.
Secrecy is my key to success; in fact, this is only the second time in my life I have revealed what I am doing on Halloween. Can you imagine how much trouble I would be in if my friends, family, neighbors and co-workers, who are sometimes my victims, knew it was me me? It is sometimes humorous to hear the tale of their encounters with me on the night before.
Yes, I have a bag of tricks that I've collected over the years that are guaranteed to put the fear of God in the rickety bones of my victims, but they are a secret.
I don't know, call me a freak if you have to, but I just cant help it. I seem to derive a lot of joy knowing I have created the perfect Halloween for my victims.
I am such a devious person
Muahahahaha!