Doomsday scenario

[Fmart322]

You'll be fine with 150 hail Mary's and our father's. .......each. It worked for me.

What if we beat the Colts next week and...gulp.....the foreskins knock us out of the playoffs the following week? I have great anxiety thinking about the tremendous amount of flak that I would personally receive living smack in the middle of Commander country. I almost dread it more for personal reasons than for the fact that we would be out of the playoffs. Please, football gods, for the love of everything that is right in this world do not put me through such a traumatizing event.