Double Platinum guarantee: Cowboy victory over Packers

GORICO

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He got back his mojo back before the playoffs. We had him beat if it wasn't for the zebra's. That's the only fear I have for this weekend the refs not Rodgers.

Pretty blatant hold on the great Rodgers play.



the film showd Irving being hog-tied on last play..no yellow hankies
 

Wishbone82

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If he would have just said "Book it" I might have been sold. Double Guarantee, I don't know. What degenerate gambler in the zone can i trust in this?
 

GORICO

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Hef's post mortem version of a double platinum guarantee

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Wow Ring Leader---- i am glad i will get something for bettin house and the ranch
 

GimmeTheBall!

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gentlement i realize my last platinum guarantee for victory went down toilet...but this week i am giving

"double platinum" guarantee Cowboy victory....i know most are staying away from giving Cowboys

any real chance...but we will implement "deacon package" 3-2-6..and clog and cover and sack using

3 downlineman..got Irving back along with Collins and Lawrence...our bi-polar cowboys comeback

and kick some serious rear this week
As long as it is a double platinum guarantee.
 

GORICO

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The good news is that a week is only 7 days, so hang in there, heavy drinking is only a few days away.
mr howbout---- the way i use to drink ...i thought no way i could every quit..no way...i quit 25 years ago...and its not cause i have any will power..

cause i dont....so i just call it a pure miracle...i am already too crazy straight ...add alcohol and its pure wreckage
 

JohnnyTheFox

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These posts reminds me of drunk players at the Blackjack table betting 100$ a hand hitting on 14 while the dealer is showing a 5 . And I am not bashing on GORICO I think hes a cool guy, just think our odds of winning are pretty slim.
 

SoBlue128

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My double platinum guarantee, Garrett will be clapping his hands regardless of what happens till they turn as red as his damn hair and then if they do win a curb stomping will happen after the bye. Garrett is the guy that will be 6 under on the front 9 only to be over 6 on the back nine. He’s even Steven lmao
 
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