Double Platinum guarantee: Cowboy victory over Packers

[DogFace]

Thanks @GORICO. I was a little worried.

 

[Bullflop]

We'll be getting some pressure back on our DL with Irving making a comeback. Let's hope the refs don't miss the call when he's being held this time. Word is out that Lee and Hitchins could be back as well, just in time to slow down that nasty Aaron Rodgers' giddyup.

I normally offer an extremely conservative prognostication on the score. Last week, when caution saw me doing so again, it didn't work out, so this week, we'll be looking at Cowboys 37, Peckers 17. Our luck's gotta change sometime, right? I do believe we're overdue.

 

[Pants]

the real question is if GORICO's the number of positive guarantee's is higher or Cowboy losses at season's end....

 

[Proximo]

LOL at this thread. Gorico posted like 11 times in a row on pages 3-4.

Quickly becoming our most valuable contributor here on CZ.

 

[Silver N Blue]

We are just lucky Dunbar isn't on the roster he would open up as the starter with the master trickery Red would employ to fool the Pack....they have had ten days...while they only need one to game plan vs the boys not seeing anything positive other than the free 105.3 autograph event on Saturday at the Star...

 

[rwalters31]

gentlement i realize my last platinum guarantee for victory went down toilet...but this week i am giving

"double platinum" guarantee Cowboy victory....i know most are staying away from giving Cowboys

any real chance...but we will implement "deacon package" 3-2-6..and clog and cover and sack using

3 downlineman..got Irving back along with Collins and Lawrence...our bi-polar cowboys comeback

and kick some serious rear this week

Put down the bottle!! Step away from that weed!! Sounds like we need to call 911!! However, if there was a time to say that our changes are better than 50-50, this meeting is it. The Packers have had some serious injuries lately and Roger has not seen some of our defensive personnel. The bad thing would be if we used the same old schemes he has had fun with before.

 

[FloridaRob]

These posts reminds me of drunk players at the Blackjack table betting 100$ a hand hitting on 14 while the dealer is showing a 5 . And I am not bashing on GORICO I think hes a cool guy, just think our odds of winning are pretty slim.

If I am betting $100 a hand that is the hand I would feel pretty good about. As long as the drunk beside me isnt pulling a card on 14 with the dealer showing a 5. That would create cause all kind of curse words.

As far as the game, I am Packer fan and believe the Cowboys have this one. Packers are too banged up with their offensive line, linebackers and and running backs. Can't see them pulling this one out. And if Bahktiaria and Bullaga are both out then it will be a rout for the Cowboys.

 

[jazzcat22]

LOL Gorico at it again I see.

And what is wrong with that?

 

[jazzcat22]

This is more like an aluminum guarantee.

Pabst comes in aluminum cans, so have another aluminum beer, or 20, and enjoy the game.

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

If I am betting $100 a hand that is the hand I would feel pretty good about. As long as the drunk beside me isnt pulling a card on 14 with the dealer showing a 5. That would create cause all kind of curse words.

As far as the game, I am Packer fan and believe the Cowboys have this one. Packers are too banged up with their offensive line, linebackers and and running backs. Can't see them pulling this one out. And if Bahktiaria and Bullaga are both out then it will be a rout for the Cowboys.

Hope your right but as long as they have Rodgers its going to be tough. Is Montgomery and Adams out?

 

[Them]

gentlement i realize my last platinum guarantee for victory went down toilet...but this week i am giving

"double platinum" guarantee Cowboy victory....i know most are staying away from giving Cowboys

any real chance...but we will implement "deacon package" 3-2-6..and clog and cover and sack using

3 downlineman..got Irving back along with Collins and Lawrence...our bi-polar cowboys comeback

and kick some serious rear this week

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...I like to refer to it as a 3-8 defensive package.......

 

[calicowboy54]

gentlement i realize my last platinum guarantee for victory went down toilet...but this week i am giving

"double platinum" guarantee Cowboy victory....i know most are staying away from giving Cowboys

any real chance...but we will implement "deacon package" 3-2-6..and clog and cover and sack using

3 downlineman..got Irving back along with Collins and Lawrence...our bi-polar cowboys comeback

and kick some serious rear this week

IF we loose again can the mods delete your account? I think these are bad luck.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

What do I get if I bet now? Quadruple the money?

DOUBLE SHOCK POWER!

 

[LocimusPrime]

You still owe me from last weeks platinum guarantee.

I take PayPal, bitcoin, and straight cash homie

 

[ALBIT]

I picked a helluva week to quit drinking

Ha lol great movie quote. Lol. Im cracking up. Well played my friend. Great post. Ha.

 

[MRV52]

GB 38
DAL 17

Dallas scores it's 2nd TD in garbage time

 

[LocimusPrime]

I'm waiting for next weeks triple platinum guarantee and then putting everything I got on it for. 3x payoff

 

[TheHerd]

like I said that was one in ten times that we beat him. the other games he has owned this team.

Or one of the last two. This ain't you're uncle's Cowboys anymore.

 

[TheHerd]

If the Pack don’t beat us, the refs will. We got no shot fellas, none.

We'll know on the first Packer drive. If they don't get called for holding, they'll crush us. Because they will test the ref's resolve on that first drive by tackling our guys, and if that is allowed, we have no hope.

 

[TheHerd]

Two pretty solid quadruple platinum locks if you can find the Vegas specialty shops:

1. We get at least one too many men on the field penalties while Rod is substituting the entire DL on a third down, because GB NEVER plays hurry up in that situation and there is no way we could have been prepared for that.

2. GB gets a 30+ yard PI call on a free play when Lawrence jumps offsides on the hut HUT and Rodgers heaves one deep and Scandrick tackles his man.