Drop the Drapes!

[erod]

Hopefully, Jerry either found the drawstrings, or called a good plantation shutter guy.

The sun will be big and bright on Sunday, and it'll be screaming in low from the west windows in the second half. Receivers will be blinded when they look back to the QB for the ball.

I know you love your pretty building, but drop the damn curtains, Uncle Fester.

 

[Longboysfan]

And admit they made a mistake?

 

[Trouty]

Hopefully, Jerry either found the drawstrings, or called a good plantation shutter guy.

The sun will be big and bright on Sunday, and it'll be screaming in low from the west windows in the second half. Receivers will be blinded when they look back to the QB for the ball.

I know you love your pretty building, but drop the damn curtains, Uncle Fester.

I liked this, but is this some sort of poem, erod?

ETA -- it isn't, but it was somewhat poetic. Bravo.

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Why? I have it on good authority our players are starting to grow second eyelids as an evolutionary adaptation.

 

[dragon_mikal]

*gulp*

*hic*

"We've got the best damn home field advantage in the league! It's like pulling fur off a kitten!" - Jerry Jones

 

[dallasdave]

I liked this, but is this some sort of poem, erod?

I thought this thread had something to do with hot girls.

 

[erod]

I liked this, but is this some sort of poem, erod?

You want poetry? I'll give you poetry.

Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
Dak looks great so far,
And Jerry built a stadium facing the wrong damn direction.

 

[Trouty]

You want poetry? I'll give you poetry.

Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
Dak looks great so far,
And Jerry built a stadium facing the wrong damn direction.

Lol! Well played, sir!

 

[dallasdave]

Lol! Well played, sir!

Ask him to do a Zeke poem

 

[rational1]

Tint the glass on the roof or paint it. Easy Peasy

 

[Trouty]

Ask him to do a Zeke poem

Erod, can we have a Zeke poem?

 

[Nightman]

Tint the glass on the roof or paint it. Easy Peasy

 

[Nightman]

or just don't choose that side of the field in the 4th

 

[theebs]

oh yea I forgot this is a 3 pm kickoff.

I hope a ball bounces right off greens helmet in the 4th quarter because of this.

 

[erod]

Erod, can we have a Zeke poem?

There once was a girl from Nantucket,
Zeke looked at her once and said, "I'd......

Never mind, here's a better one.

Humpty Dumpty say on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
He was put on IR,
Because he slid on his butt funny and cracked his back and forced Jerry to sign Butt Fumble to back up Dak but at least they had Zeke to lead the league in rushing.

 

[Vanilla2]

To heck with that.

Just open the roof and the doors

 

[Fontaine]

oh yea I forgot this is a 3 pm kickoff.

I hope a ball bounces right off greens helmet in the 4th quarter because of this.

And we pick it off the bounce, right?

 

[Boyzmamacita]

Tint the glass on the roof or paint it. Easy Peasy

The roof isn't glass and it isn't the problem. It's the huge end zone windows. They're aesthetically pleasing on the outside, but cause afternoon problems on the inside. Tinting them may be a solution, an expensive solution. So curtains it is (I hope).

 

[jday]

This whole issue really is a head-scratcher. What do the Jones' have against putting up shades?

 

[MileyDancer]

Jesus, people are still crying about this?