Duane Brown -suspension overturned

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Years ago, I ate some tacos off a hibachi out of the back of a Corolla in Mazatlan. They were very tasty, especially after a night of drinking.

Well, I saw the "chef" a couple days later chasing after cats in an alley :omg:

I really want to believe he also worked for their local shelter!

I'm leaving the obvious joke on the table here. Not going near it.
 

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Years ago, I ate some tacos off a hibachi out of the back of a Corolla in Mazatlan. They were very tasty, especially after a night of drinking.

Well, I saw the "chef" a couple days later chasing after cats in an alley :omg:

I really want to believe he also worked for their local shelter!

I'm dyin over here! LMAO :lmao2:
 

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When I was in high school, they were always the guys that were 6-foot, 125.

Wouldn't they be eating everything in sight due to munchies and other stereotypes. Was it their height or weight that bothered you:D
 

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Apparently Mexico may add Clenbuterol to their meat which can be used to increase Muscle and decrease fat.

Right on. And the roid boys use it to get cut too. Hopefully dlaw just ate a dirty taco
 

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I know this belongs in the NFL Zone, so maybe the mods can move it over after a bit.

I post this as it could relate to DLaw.

Brown was facing a 10 game suspension for PED's. He got popped after a return trip from Mexico. Looks like eating red meat in Mexico, contains some chemical that will make you come up hot on a test.

He appealed and won.

One rumor I saw was one of DLaw's failed test was a prescription after back surgery. If legit, maybe there is hope he wins his appeal.

Dlaw's suspension is the only one that I think could potentially hurt the Cowboys. I'm not sure Gregory starts on the present roster.
 

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Apparently Mexico may add Clenbuterol to their meat which can be used to increase Muscle and decrease fat.

That's it, I'm moving to Mexico. Between the juiced up meat and all the water I'd lose from diarrhea... I'd be ripped like a MoFo.
 

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This thread should be tagged as "recommended" just for the humor... lol
 
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