Duck... duck...

[DaBoys4Life]

goose1!

 

[DallasEast]

In Jerry's defense, it does look very firm.

That's because it's a $3 million dollar butt-cheek implant. It's probably filled with titanium. Very expensive stuff that titanium.

 

[Hostile]

That's because it's a $3 million dollar butt-cheek implant. It's probably filled with titanium. Very expensive stuff that titanium.

That's what was wrong with Drew Bledsoe. He got the lead implants.

 

[DallasEast]

That's what was wrong with Drew Bledsoe. He got the lead implants.

Were they leaky implants? Is lead magnetic? That might explain why he was sacked so often. The lead leaked down to his feet and they were magnetized to the field. The poor guy.

 

[Velvet Jones]

That's because it's a $3 million dollar butt-cheek implant. It's probably filled with titanium. Very expensive stuff that titanium.

I saw what you did there

 

[jackrussell]

Well, Daniel Snyder's both eager AND willing, but his arms are way too short to reach most of his players' butts.

But his head aint.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

What exactly are all of youse saying about Jerra?

Cause I don't like it and it don't belong in this family-friendly Zone.