Eagles' Nick Sirianni says Cowboys star Micah Parsons will be accounted for on every play in Week 6

[Runwildboys]

I can't help feeling bad for the couple of critters I've run over in my time. I try to rationalize it that as far as the rabbit or squirrel knows they were caught by a large predator and quickly eaten.

I just keep hoping I crushed his head and gave him a quick death. I remember riding with my mother one time and she just clipped a rabbit. I made her stop the car so I could go back and stomp on its head. Horrible feeling, but I know it was the right thing to do.

 

[Fastpitch Dad]

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He's on top of everything. I heard he designed the shirt himself too! His wife was so proud!

One of my golden rules - never trust a man who wears a visor or a pinky ring.

 

[noshame]

Sure Nick keep your eye on the shiny new toy.
While Dan destroys your offense

 

[terra]

And in other words water is wet.

 

[Ranched]

That's good to hear Nick, that you're on top of things. One question though, how are you planning on accounting for the other 10 great defensive lineman?!

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

Then use him as a decoy. Line him up as Punter on defense. Have him return kicks when we’re kicking off. In the stands. Anything to throw them off their game

 

[bigE79]

He's accounted for every game and he still does his thing.. good luck with that..lol

 

[phildadon86]

Translation = we will hold and chop
Block him as often as possible

And get away with it. LOL

 

[cowboyec]

THE LION WILL STILL EAT.

 

[Chuck 54]

Whatever you do, again, you're trying to put your players in the best position to succeed, and while you're doing that, you're trying not to allow their best players to wreck the game," Sirianni said. "So, he'll be accounted for every single play. That's doesn't mean he's not going to make some plays here and there. He's a really outstanding, outstanding player. I think we all know that. The league knows that. He's proved it for the last year and a half. So, we need to do our jobs as coaches and put the guys in positions to not only be at their best, but also to defeat their best, right, and contain their best. He'll be thought about."

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Who thinks every team hasn’t already been doing that this season?

 

[maryquality]

I hate that.
On a related note: I was headed to an event here this last Saturday and while leaving the neighborhood there was this dog across the street.
It started staring me down, which was weird and then started crossing the street in front of me.
I slowed down.
Then it started coming after my car. I'm now wondering what the hell does this dog think it's doing?
So I try to maintain reasonable speed to keep going, but not hurt the dog and avoid it with whatever the hell it thinks it's doing.

It full-on rammed my car from the side while moving! It shook my car!
Never had that happen to me before.

It seemed okay as I watched it wander off without a limp, but... what tha heck?!

Was it Cujo??

 

[dueyhemlock]

Ugh, why do the Eagles always manage to hire douchebags?

Andy Reed was their only coach I respected.
Always thought he would look good in a blue and silver tent / jersey.

 

[Rayman70]

thats fine. We are 3 deep everywhere. Fowler and Sam Williams will shine.That said, its 1 thing to state that Micah will be accounted for, its quite another to stop him.

 

[Rayman70]

Such a weenie.

we will shove that Sun Visor up his arse after we Win, steal his lunch money and his wife. I can't wait.

 

[tyke1doe]

Don't say that! I ran over a rabbit this morning on my way to work. Stupid thing had it, but then decided to do the squirrel dance in the middle of the road.

Silly Wabbit!

 

[tyke1doe]

Rabies?

That's what I was thinking too.

 

[tyke1doe]

I just keep hoping I crushed his head and gave him a quick death. I remember riding with my mother one time and she just clipped a rabbit. I made her stop the car so I could go back and stomp on its head. Horrible feeling, but I know it was the right thing to do.

We have at least three truck drivers in my adult Sunday school class.
One tells me when he sees a deer in the road, he doesn't even stop. He said he hears too many stories of truckers who try to avoid deers only to get killed as a result.
He said he just plows through them because stopping a tractor trailer at full speed is dangerous.

 

[Rayman70]

Micah will have 2-3 sacks in this game. He lives for challenges like this game. I see 6 sacks in all.

 

[nalam]

Micah will have 2-3 sacks in this game. He lives for challenges like this game. I see 6 sacks in all.

Hurts is elusive and not easy to bring down, I will be happy with lot of pressure and put him out of his comfort zone , so that passing game is disrupted, he will take off and run , which may be lesser evil.

 

[KeepinTime]

Ugh, why do the Eagles always manage to hire douchebags?

They tend to run in packs.