Eagles resign Tim Jernigan

[Stash]

Practices will all 500 will be awesome.

The exemption will require a minimum of 100 DTs...

Even if we got it, Old Man River would never allow it. We have to have trash so that he can "work miracles". If they're not "orphans", they're not wanted around here.

 

[xwalker]

Even if we got it, Old Man River would never allow it. We have to have trash so that he can "work miracles". If they're not "orphans", they're not wanted around here.

There are about 65 snaps on defense per game.

With 4 DL positions that's 260 total snaps.

With the 200 DL, each gets 1 snap and the 60 that make a big play get 1 additional snap.

I forgot to mention the Sumo rule. Twenty percent of the DTs must be Sumo Wrestlers with a minimum weight of 400 pounds (4 of them must be over 500 pounds).

Any play where the Cowboys give up more than 10 yards rushing, the next play will require a mandatory 4 Sumo DLine.

If the Cowboys give up more than 50 yards in a game, it will be mandatory to go with a 4 Sumo DLine and all DBs will be replaced with Linebackers.

Previously teams either used a 4-3 or 3-4 defensive scheme. This new scheme will be called the Fan Scheme.

An extra DB is called a Nickel defense. The new 5 Sumo DLine will be called the Stash defense.