EMMITT ISN'T GETTING ANY BETTER
We've previously commented on the poor performance of ESPN's Emmitt Smith. And he's given constantly us more ammo.
In discussing Sunday's Bucs-Saints game, host Chris Berman threw it to Emmitt for something he'll be watching. And Emmitt said, "I'm gonna keep my eye on Joey Galloway and watch him go up against . . . um, uh . . . David . . . um . . . David . . ."
Berman bailed Emmitt out by giving him the right name (Jason David), and then made a flimsy excuse for Emmitt's latest screw-up.
But there is no excuse. How can Emmitt not know the name of the guy who was the talk of the league after the September 6 regular-season opener?
Besides, why is Emmitt going to watch . . . um, uh . . . David . . . um . . . David . . . when the Saints also have Mike McKenzie, who might be assigned exclusively to Galloway given the manner in which . . . um, uh . . . David . . . um . . . David . . . got torched last week?
Emmitt also continues to struggle with verb conjugations and other basic aspects of the English language. It's simply not acceptable for a guy who is now talking for a living. If he ran the ball the way he communicates, he never would have gotten off of the bench in high school. Heck, he might not have even made the team.