ESPN Mosley: Jerry Jones exclusive: 'Felix has a bubble butt'

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Jerry Jones exclusive: 'Felix has a bubble butt'

May 2, 2008 7:48 PM


Posted by ESPN.com's Matt Mosley

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones wrapped up Day 1 of rookie minicamp by calling into the Metroplex's top afternoon radio show, "Galloway and Company," which features yours truly from 3-5 ET on weekdays.

Jones addressed several topics, including but not limited to the Adam Bernard "Pacman" Jones trade, the drafting of Felix Jones and his recent attempt to land Detroit Lions wide receiver Roy Williams. And one quick sidenote: You can now listen to our 103.3 ESPN show on XM Radio 141 from 7-10 ET in most states.

Jerry began the interview by saying there were only two receivers in last weekend's draft who had any chance of making an immediate impact for the Cowboys. He admitted that one of those receivers was Indiana's James Hardy and I'd bet you $1 that the other was Michigan State's Devin Thomas. In typical Jerry fashion, he came close to calling third-round draft choice Martellus Bennett the next Antonio Gates based on two superb minicamp sessions.

"We spent several weeks talking about the right kind of tight end," Jones said. "He can absolutely do some of the same things that a wide receiver could do."

At first, Jerry said he'd been looking for someone to "take the heat off" Terrell Owens, but then he caught himself and said that catering to quarterback Tony Romo was the most important factor.

He talked about his decision to choose Arkansas running back Felix Jones over Illinois' Rashard Mendenhall, saying he "didn't blink" when it came time to make the pick. In an awkward moment, Jerry began describing Jones' posterior, saying he had a nice "bubble butt."

He's obviously a little sensitive about his new running back being classified as a scatback in some circles. I'll be back later this evening to let you know what Jerry said about his new cornerback, Pacman Jones. He indicated that the recent story about Pacman paying the alleged gunman in the Las Vegas shooting extortion money didn't catch him by surprise.

"I knew there would be some fallout," he said.

He then indicated that Pacman's financial troubles should further ensure that he'll make the right decisions in Dallas. Sounds pretty naive to me, but Jerry's a known gambler.

Back with so much more later. And one last thing: My neighbor Chase Gaddy won the TAPPS state championship in the shot put today with a throw of 48 feet. I've seen him throw it 50 feet in the front yard, but 48 was enough to get him the title for Bishop Lynch High School.

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Those who have a problem with "The Cat" as a nickname are going to die if "Bubble Butt" catches on.
 

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I wonder if that means you can bounce a quarter off it...
 

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Man, Jerry has lots of man love for his new running back.
 

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Hope Moseley's neighbor yells fore when tossing a shot in the front yard.
 

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I am totally piloting the campaing to get Felix's nickname to be Bubble Butt.
 

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NorthTexan95;2068956 said:
Was Jerry peaking into the showers again???

:lmao2:

That's what I was wondering... Troy looks good in the shower, and Felix has a nice arse! :lmao:
 

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I, uh, did he, Not that there's anything with that............


Bounce a quarter off it? People! This is a FOOTBALL forum. Sheesh.
 

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Danny White;2068962 said:
That's what I was wondering... Troy looks good in the shower, and Felix has a nice arse! :lmao:

Same here...but sadly I would rather have Jerry talking about that as compared to one of his positive points of drafting Quincy or having Quincy being on the team was that he shared a birthdate or birth month with jerry.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;2069005 said:
Same here...but sadly I would rather have Jerry talking about that as compared to one of his positive points of drafting Quincy or having Quincy being on the team was that he shared a birthdate or birth month with jerry.

Don't forget he also included "the same zodiac sign".................Talk me off the ledge, please.
 

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WoodysGirl;2068915 said:
He admitted that one of those receivers was Indiana's James Hardy and I'd bet you $1 that the other was Michigan State's Devin Thomas.
Actually it was Limas Sweed according to Stephen Jones a couple of days ago.
 

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Hostile;2069012 said:
Actually it was Limas Sweed according to Stephen Jones a couple of days ago.

And if you were watching the war room when Limas Sweed was taken you could see them all shuffling papers like one of their players just went off the board.

I also find it odd that we have heard differing stories about who Jerry was wanting to trade up and get when the others were telling him to sit and be patient. I believe I have seen reports that it was hardy, sweed and ultimately the guy we got in Bennett. Just found that odd.
 

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Bubble butts are good. It means the owner of the buns has a good thrust.

Notice how this smiley :)bang2:) is humping the star? Felix Jones would do it better.
 
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