ESPN: "What's wrong with Tony Romo and his receivers?"

casmith07

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That was the teaser on the intro to SportsCenter just now.

Lets see what they have to say...$20 says Ed Werder reports :lmao:
 

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This happens whenever there's a lull in sports news. NBA Finals are over, NHL is over, MLB is limping through June ...

Whenever ESPN has a slow news day, they throw out some trumped up Cowboys story. They'll promo the heck out of it throughout the day and even through the first 40 minutes of Sportscenter, then drop a weak little story based on heresay.

When you need viewers, just yell Cowboys!, Cowboys!, Cowboys!
 

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Next thing will be someone reporting a rumor that they seen him coming out of a free clinic.
 

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If Romo couldn't handle TO... How will he be able to handle Espn... This is only the begining, Ed Werder will be all over Romo like Marcellus Wiley Horse blanket.
 

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MONT17;2815437 said:
If Romo couldn't handle TO... How will he be able to handle Espn... This is only the begining, Ed Werder will be all over Romo like Marcellus Wiley Horse blanket.

Romo was already dealing with the media now he only has to deal with the media instead of the Media and TO. Thus far no one has been able to handle TO for very long.
 

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MONT17;2815437 said:
If Romo couldn't handle TO... How will he be able to handle Espn... This is only the begining, Ed Werder will be all over Romo like Marcellus Wiley Horse blanket.


what team are you really a fan of?

or let's play a game, it's called say something positive about the cowboys, can you play?
 

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Four;2815446 said:
what team are you really a fan of?

or let's play a game, it's called say something positive about the cowboys, can you play?

Carpenter is sexy.
 

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Its kinda like how a car wash uses Hot Girls, with pretty faces, big ****, or ***, to attract customers

Espn ratings are down, no stories, so they turn too the regular Cowboys BS to attract people
 

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they havent had a single REAL practice yet, and they are crowing about this?

:rolleyes:
 

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ethiostar;2815447 said:
Carpenter is sexy.


I for one think that if he isn't going to do anything on the field he should at least bring back the porn stash.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;2815426 said:
Next thing will be someone reporting a rumor that they seen him coming out of a free clinic.


:laugh2:

I thought Jessica had more money than that? Or at least Romo could have paid for a visit to a hospital...at least!
 

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MONT17;2815437 said:
If Romo couldn't handle TO... How will he be able to handle Espn... This is only the begining, Ed Werder will be all over Romo like Marcellus Wiley Horse blanket.

Who said Romo can't handle TO?

Now if you were to ask if our whole team can handle him, that would be a different question because he brings drama no matter where he goes.
 

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Four;2815490 said:
I for one think that if he isn't going to do anything on the field he should at least bring back the porn stash.


:laugh2:
 

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So what did they say was the problem with Tony and the receivers?

Recap anyone?
 

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Gemini Dolly;2815558 said:
So what did they say was the problem with Tony and the receivers?

Recap anyone?

unfortunately I got bored before they got around to it and left to grab a bite to eat. ESPN was on at the restaurant too (blech) but I couldn't pay attention long enough to see what they had to say.
 

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Gemini Dolly;2815558 said:
So what did they say was the problem with Tony and the receivers?

Recap anyone?
I couldn't hear it because I was in the gym lifting weights and being manly.

but the caption said he lacked chemistry...fill in the blanks from there it's all the same mularkey
 

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Future;2815588 said:
I couldn't hear it because I was in the gym lifting weights and being manly.

but the caption said he lacked chemistry...fill in the blanks from there it's all the same mularkey

Let me guess a few key words:

"Terrell Owens"

"T.O."

"Romo-to-Williams."

etc?
 

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Oh okay. Probably something about lacking chemistry with Roy Williams. Nothing new.
 
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