Stop looking in the mirror and you will
Dude! You're on such a roll right now. Good stuff! Some of your best. Now I'm lolling again, and I'm NOT EVEN LOOKING IN A MIRROR!
You two have to take it easy on us. The bit where Risen brought up the jumping jacks, and you countered with not only Garrett not being about to do them, but Kellen Moore? And then the mirror thing on *top* of that.
I'm just hoping Risen finds some way to work either t-shirts or nicknames back in his reply. And then you can counter with whichever one he doesn't use. Like a one-two punch that nobody sees coming. Like he suggests a shirt that says 'You don't know jacks...jumping jacks!' and then you say "It's too bad Jack Crawford isn't on the team anymore, or Marinelli could call him "Jumping Jack Crawford!!!!" I don't know. I'm not good at this stuff, but you see where I'm going, right? You two refine it and make it perfect and then share it.
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@Idgit when you post so I don't miss it.