News: ESPN: Taking note of practice differences between the Cowboys and Texans

[bark]

Wow. 5 whole jumping jacks? I hope they're making sure everyone's hydrated.

Word is they've assigned two trainers specifically to monitor Chaz Green for signs of dehydration

 

[Idgit]

Wow. 5 whole jumping jacks? I hope they're making sure everyone's hydrated.

Well Garrett used to be able to do all 5 when he was playing for us. Now if he is not able to, Moore chips in because he is the next great Cowboys HC in training

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

This stuff is gold, you two. Keep 'em coming.

There's nothing like lightening us all up when we have a case of the Mondays and it's already Tuesday!

 

[BourbonBalz]

Those happened later. Not when he first got here.

And just what does that have to do with the post I responded to??? The post was about the seriousness of a hammie. Nothing more.

 

[visionary]

Can't. Stop. Laughing.
!

Stop looking in the mirror and you will

 

[Idgit]

Stop looking in the mirror and you will

Dude! You're on such a roll right now. Good stuff! Some of your best. Now I'm lolling again, and I'm NOT EVEN LOOKING IN A MIRROR!

You two have to take it easy on us. The bit where Risen brought up the jumping jacks, and you countered with not only Garrett not being about to do them, but Kellen Moore? And then the mirror thing on *top* of that.

I'm just hoping Risen finds some way to work either t-shirts or nicknames back in his reply. And then you can counter with whichever one he doesn't use. Like a one-two punch that nobody sees coming. Like he suggests a shirt that says 'You don't know jacks...jumping jacks!' and then you say "It's too bad Jack Crawford isn't on the team anymore, or Marinelli could call him "Jumping Jack Crawford!!!!" I don't know. I'm not good at this stuff, but you see where I'm going, right? You two refine it and make it perfect and then share it.

Don't forget to use @Idgit when you post so I don't miss it.

 

[JW82]

Miles Austin...

True, but how bad must Jourdan Lewis be hurt? That's the worst hamstring pull in league history.

 

[jrumann59]

Wow. 5 whole jumping jacks? I hope they're making sure everyone's hydrated.

The bad news is chaz suffered another sprained ankle after landing awkwardly after the jumpingnjacks.

 

[MRV52]

How much time did Miles Austin miss over hammies?

A Career

 

[haleyrules]

A Career

He did have 12 outstanding games though.

 

[MRV52]

He did have 12 outstanding games though.

 

[Daillest88]

He did have 12 outstanding games though.

And got filthy rich in the process.

 

[haleyrules]

And got filthy rich in the process.

Theres a lesson in that?

 

[bark]

He did have 12 outstanding games though.

And a spin on the kardasian wheel

 

[Daillest88]

And a spin on the kardasian wheel

Where it all fell apart