Even with a looming suspension, sign this guy

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GimmeTheBall!

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Can he play?



Well, mein learned friend and college, who really on this team can play? DezWittenRomoSmithMaybeFergie. After dat who know?

Can he play?

I am reminded of the scene in "paradise kingdome" in which the boy and girl are looking at the dog.
The girl ax: "Was he a good dog?"
the boy say: "Who is to say?"
 

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I don't want to be forced to root for this piece of trash. Stay away.

Ah felt that way about Deion. When he caught that long ball in the Super Bowl i was ready to build him an altar with teddy bears and balloons with dollah signs and "We love you Deion" signs.

You will warm up to this guy. HE HAS HALF REHAB. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG????
 

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Why on earth would anyone want Incognito, of all people.

cAUSE HE be despeerate for a job. cause maybe we could sign him with the min? Cause we half to be good citizens and prepare him to be a good role model to farmers. Duh!
 

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JJ sure would have the media's full attention if he signed Igcognito..........and drafted Sams. Forget the Ukraine, forget the missing airliner, he'd have to hold press conferences on the 50 yrd line.

the missing airliner landed in Ukraine? where is Ukraine? I half to know!
 

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He's no better than Berny. Not worth it given the age and potential drama.
 

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You don't think they are already going?

i half to laugh at that. funny. Ever young man should go just once to see how filty the clubs are. the women are not the ones you would take home to meet mom. Maybe to meet dad and the unkle and the mens at the pool hall, yes, but not to meet mom.
 

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Would you guys accept wife beaters or murderers on this team like Ray Rice, Josh Brent, Ray Lewis (while he played), Aaron Hernandez? Or any of you wanted Talib this free agency even tho he assaulted his brother in law? Or would you accept LeSean McCoy on this team? Lets not pretend to play the high moral ground and that we have all saints in our locker room.

Or being a white (naming his race because many made jokes about farmers, Aryan Brotherhood, etc) bully to one person (because nobody else complained in that locker room) is worse than those things?
 

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When guys have anger issues, that's really not easy to control or subdue, especially when you get into situations that make you angry.
Now knowing that he has anger issues, opponents will bait him.
No, I don't think you take that risk.
We are not the team that collects rejects and misfits. Those are the Raiders.
Wait, we're the Raiders West. :(
 

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Would you guys accept wife beaters or murderers on this team like Ray Rice, Josh Brent, Ray Lewis (while he played), Aaron Hernandez? Or any of you wanted Talib this free agency even tho he assaulted his brother in law? Or would you accept LeSean McCoy on this team? Lets not pretend to play the high moral ground and that we have all saints in our locker room.

Or being a white (naming his race because many made jokes about farmers, Aryan Brotherhood, etc) bully to one person (because nobody else complained in that locker room) is worse than those things?

Ah, the moral equivalency game. I love when it's played.
 

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He's a moron but Martin ruined his career. Martin couldn't take the hazing and *****ed out. Most friends break each other's balls. I get incognito took it far but Martin should have went at him like a man
 

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Jerry and George talk free agency…

George: There are some interesting names still available for teams to consider before the draft.

Jerry: Yep.

George: Like Incognito.

Jerry: Who?

George: Incognito.

Jerry: What is he, some kind of undercover punter?

George: No, his name is Incognito.

Jerry: Got it, but what is his real name?

George: It’s Incognito, ******!

Jerry: Sheesh. Don’t get mad at me for being curious.
 

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Well, mein learned friend and college, who really on this team can play? DezWittenRomoSmithMaybeFergie. After dat who know?

Can he play?

I am reminded of the scene in "paradise kingdome" in which the boy and girl are looking at the dog.
The girl ax: "Was he a good dog?"
the boy say: "Who is to say?"

Are you ever going to stop posting loads of incoherent drivel?

The only reason to sign Incognito is if you wanted to completely dismantle Garrett's RKG rhetoric.
 

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Are you ever going to stop posting loads of incoherent drivel?

The only reason to sign Incognito is if you wanted to completely dismantle Garrett's RKG rhetoric.

Word can hurt and you half hurt me.
Are you ashamed yet?
 

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This thread is going over like a fart in church...

That can half severel meanings. In my church a fart would bring laughter. In other churrces moral ingination. Still in other churhces a fart would bring silent contemplation about body mechanics. I remember the time i said in a loud voice in church "dang she is a big girl." well you could half heard a pin stop. The girl later beat me up in the parking lot but it was funny when i said it.
 

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I'm normally all for signing guys with attitude problems (as long as they can play), but I wouldn't even mess with this dude... he's mentally unstable.
 
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