Facial dilemma

Fletch

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Can you wear a "beard net"?

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Sure you might be about as happy as this guy and look really, really dumb, but at least you have your chin hair!

Lol. No, they want to see our damn faces. Thought of that though.
 

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My wife absolutely hated my last beard. To the point where she'd have her friends come up to me at dinner parties acting as plants to tell me I was much more handsome clean shaven. Every time it happened (it only happened twice), I added another inch to the bottom of the beard without saying a word. Or, when her other friends would ask why I didn't shave my facial hair for her, I'd tell them "I don't tell my wife how to trim her mustache. She shouldn't ask me how to trim mine."

I have no idea how I'm not single. The woman is a mustachioed saint.

She has a stache? That's awesome. I think. o_O
 

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Hahaha. You have to admit though - its profiling.

Yet we cannot do this in other arenas, or we are called bad names..

I almost posted something very similar to it, but decided not to toe the line. But, yeah. Telling people what length they can wear their hair, for example, is not going to go over well. But for some reason telling them to shave is just fine.
 

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She has a stache? That's awesome. I think. o_O

One of the many benefits of para-menopause. Hooray.

I'm only kidding, and if you tell her I said she has a nice mustache, I'll deny it. Because I'm absolutely terrified of some of the other para-menopause symptoms.
 

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I almost posted something very similar to it, but decided not to toe the line. But, yeah. Telling people what length they can wear their hair, for example, is not going to go over well. But for some reason telling them to shave is just fine.

Heckuva point there.

"Signs. Signs. Everywhere signs... "
 

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I almost posted something very similar to it, but decided not to toe the line. But, yeah. Telling people what length they can wear their hair, for example, is not going to go over well. But for some reason telling them to shave is just fine.

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So I started this part time job that required me to shave my go-tee. I was able to keep my mustache, but I'm really struggling with the new look. I've had my go-tee and mustache for years. Sometimes would grow a nice beard out of it, but always kept the hair on my chin. The look was how people knew me.

Now I have a bad Super Trooper mustache. I feel naked and VERY self-conscious. Anyone else ever have to go thru this? I just don't feel that I have the face that can withstand minimal facial hair. I need coverage. :oops:

I had to shave every day when I was in the Marines. Its just something you have to adjust too

Im in the contact lense field now, and I starting December I have to wear a stupid beard guard at work lol
 

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Can you wear a "beard net"?

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Sure you might be about as happy as this guy and look really, really dumb, but at least you have your chin hair!

Thats what we will have to wear, but not quite as puffy
 
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