One time Romo actually came upon a burning building only to see a young girl on the 11th floor screaming for help. He reached into bag and pulled out a football. He then did a play action fake and fired the ball 11 stories... literally knocking the girl right out of the window...
He then sprinted towards her freefall, diving and catching her just before she hit the ground. He saved her precious little life. The parents were so happy they gave him $72 dollars and the rest of their grilled stuft burrito. Romo politely refused as he likes plain beef burritos better (but he took the $72 dollars so he could buy more practice buckets on the golf range).
THIS, my friend, is the kind of player you want leading your team to the promised land. Not some prototypical robo-QB...