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by sitting on his face!!!! :eek:


A WOMAN weighing 136kg has pleaded guilty to killing her much smaller boyfriend - by sitting on him.
Police in Cleveland said Mia Landingham and Mikal Middleston-Bey, who have three children together, got into an argument in August.
During the altercation Landingham sat on Middleston-Bey, who weighed 54.4kg.
Landingham was sentenced to three years probation and 100 hours community service on Wednesday after pleading guilty to involuntary manslaughter, Fox8 reported.
She was immediately released from jail.
Her attorney told said there was a long history of domestic abuse in the relationship. He asked Judge Carolyn Friedland for leniency and pointed out she has no prior criminal record.
Landingham she was sorry for squashing the father of her children.
"I just want to say that I am sincerely sorry about this situation. I wish I could take it back,” she said.
During Landingham's sentencing, her boyfriend's family spoke of the pain she has caused their family.
"I just want to let you know how much you have hurt us by taking Mikal away from us," said Sharon Phillips, the victim's step-mother.
While Middleton-Bey's family hoped Landingham would eventually be able to take part in her children's lives, they were surprised that she got no additional jail time.
"So basically you can say that I can go sit on somebody and get probation?" said one of the victim's sisters.
"I feel there wasn't no justice."
Landingham faced a maximum of five years behind bars.

http://www.news.com.au/world/woman-kills-boyfriend-by-sitting-on-him/story-e6frfkyi-1225822587685
 
You can't make up such a thing. I dare you to even try.

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There's a reason this character connected with me. Reading crap like this makes me feel the way he talked.
 
Flip the script and they are putting the guy away for 20 years or more..
 
dashoo

I really wish that you would learn English

we don't use the metric system, bro
 
daschoo;3259055 said:
by sitting on his face!!!! :eek:

I misread this at first and thought the language filter was not working! :eek:

Now that would be a nasty way to go!
 
Danny White;3259302 said:
I misread this at first and thought the language filter was not working! :eek:

Now that would be a nasty way to go!

I doubt sitting on his face killed him more likely it was the wiggling she did that did him in. :laugh2:
 
Saying it was an argument is much easier than saying they were partaking in acts that we'd all rather not mention.
 
Hoofbite;3259620 said:
Saying it was an argument is much easier than saying they were partaking in acts that we'd all rather not mention.

Point, set, match, vomit.
 
Danny White;3259302 said:
I misread this at first and thought the language filter was not working! :eek:

Now that would be a nasty way to go!

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury
If she didn't *censored* than you must acquit.
 
Bob Sacamano;3259295 said:
dashoo

I really wish that you would learn English

we don't use the metric system, bro

dhuine tha mi duilich, gabh mo leisguel!

had no idea how heavy 136 kilos was either so i had to use a conversion thing online.

its just under 21 and a half stone ;)
 
daschoo;3259938 said:
dhuine tha mi duilich, gabh mo leisguel!

had no idea how heavy 136 kilos was either so i had to use a conversion thing online.

its just under 21 and a half stone ;)

Wow. At what particular weight do you start to wonder when enough is enough?
 
daschoo;3259938 said:
dhuine tha mi duilich, gabh mo leisguel!

had no idea how heavy 136 kilos was either so i had to use a conversion thing online.

its just under 21 and a half stone ;)
Ahhhh.... so much clearer now.

;)
 

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