Pittman4Two;2733528 said:
3. Dick Enberg and Dan Dierdork - I remember watching and listening Enberg back when I started following football back in circle 1997. What's cute now is that he makes up players' names during broadcasts. This adds a little extra entertainment to the mix. I think the multiple nose breakings has limited Dierdork in commentating ability, but luckily he has the rather large legend of Dick Enberg with him.
A friend of mine was taking a college course (can't remember what it was now) years ago when Deerdork was on MNF, and the professor was talking about how football was a homosexual rite. He pointed out various things in the game like how the Center takes a submissive position in front of the QB, who puts his hands... well you get the idea.
It was pretty lame IMO but it got us to thinking about it when we got together and watched MNF. We started listening to Deerdork and cracked up every time because so many of the things he would say could be construed as homosexual comments.
He would go on and on about some guys legs or buttocks, his "bubble", his squat, and so on. It was really funny and now I can't help thinking about that whenever Deerdork's name comes up.
My all time favorite comment (don't remember who said it) was in a game in the mid 80s between the Cowboys and 49ERs: "Tom Holmoe got good penetration on Glen Titensor".