Favorite Line from a Movie

[FanSince61]

One of my favorite scenes from The Pink Panther Strikes Again

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[DallasEast]

Predator
Billy: I'm scared, Poncho.
Poncho: Bull****! You ain't afraid of no man.
Billy: There's something out there waiting for us... and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.

Poncho: She says.. The jungle came alive and took him
Dillon: That isn't what she said!.. She said.. What she said doesn't make sense.

Poncho: Major, you better come take a look at this.
Dutch: Did you find Hawkins?
Poncho: I... I can't tell.

Poncho: You're bleeding.
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.
Poncho: Oh, okay. [firing a few round from his parabolic grenade launcher] You got time to duck?​

:laugh2: I caught it again last night on HBO. Here's another favorite of mine:

Dutch: You're one... UGLY ************...

You gotta love the governor of California! :

 

[javera]

Dazed and Confused:

Wooderson: "Thats what I like about these High School girls. I get older, they stay the same age!"

 

[Biggems]

here are a few that come to mind

Judgement Night - Jeremy Piven
Unf---ingbelievable

The Ringer
When the f--- did we get Ice Cream

Animal House - Bluto
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

A Few Good Men
You can't handle the truth.......

Star Wars Saga - Yoda
fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to the suffering, suffering leads to the dark side.

size matters not....look at me, just me by size, do you?

train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose

Good Burger
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order

Beetlejuice
I'm the ghost with the most, Babe

Ghostbusters - Peter Venkman
human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria

Batman
Have you ever danced with the devil by the pail moon light, have you

Batman - Riddler
Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black bat

 

[MetalHead]

Anything Tom Cruise said in Tropic Thunder.

 

[Bizwah]

One of my favorite scenes from The Pink Panther Strikes Again

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Mine too!

I love the scene where Clouseau "treats" Dreyfuss for his sore tooth. And, the storming the castle scene is hilarious.

 

[Tusan_Homichi]

Fight Club:

Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breath.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.

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Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
Business woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
Narrator: You wouldn't believe.
Business woman on plane: Which car company do you work for?
Narrator: A major one.

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Narrator: He was *the* guerilla terrorist in the food service industry.
[the Narrator looks at Tyler, who's urinating in a pot]
Tyler Durden: Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.
Narrator: Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well...
Tyler Durden: [snickers] Go ahead. Tell 'em.
Narrator: ...you get the idea.

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[about Tyler splicing frames of pornography into family films]
Narrator: So when the snooty cat, and the courageous dog, with the celebrity voices meet for the first time in reel three, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film.
[the audience is watching the film, the pornography flashes for a split second]
Narrator: Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did...
Tyler Durden: A nice, big ****...
[several audience members look rattled, a little girl is crying]
Narrator: Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work.