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xWraithx;2604844 said:
Silence of the Lambs?
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Silence of the Lambs?
JohnnyHopkins
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Silence of the Lambs:
Buffalo Bill: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective:
Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet det. How would you like me to make your life a living ****?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.
Old School:
Woman: [holding a grocery bag] What are you doing?
Frank: You tell anyone about this and I'll kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by midnight.
Mitch: Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened.
Heidi: Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?
Frank: (after getting shot with the tranq dart) You're crazy, man. You're crazy. I like you, but you're crazy.
Beanie: Legally speaking there will be a loose affiliation. But, we will give nothing back to the academic community. As well as provide no public service of any kind. This much I promise you.
Buffalo Bill: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective:
Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer
Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet det. How would you like me to make your life a living ****?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.
Old School:
Woman: [holding a grocery bag] What are you doing?
Frank: You tell anyone about this and I'll kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by midnight.
Mitch: Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened.
Heidi: Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?
Frank: (after getting shot with the tranq dart) You're crazy, man. You're crazy. I like you, but you're crazy.
Beanie: Legally speaking there will be a loose affiliation. But, we will give nothing back to the academic community. As well as provide no public service of any kind. This much I promise you.
ABQCOWBOY
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Two of the very best, "One Liner" movies were CaddyShack and Arther.
Carl Spackler - CaddyShack:
"This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion ... He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think ... IT'S IN THE HOLE!"
Al - CaddyShack:
"This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw!
You buy a hat like this, I'll bet you get a free bowl of soup.
Oh, It looks good on you, though."
Carl - CaddyShack:
"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations.
Man, free to kill gophers at will.
To kill, you must know your enemy.
In this case, my enemy is a varmint, and a varmint will never quit.
Ever! They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong!"
Al - CaddyShack:
"He called me a baboon. Thinks I'm his wife."
Al and the Bar Tender - CaddyShack:
Al: "Hey! Can you make a bullshot?"
Bar Tender: "Can you make a shoe smell?"
Al: "You're a funny kid. What time you due back in Boystown?"
Arthur - Arthur
Susan:A real woman could stop you from drinking
Arthur: It'd have to be a real BIG woman
Hobson: Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.
Arthur: Hobson, did you see that?
Hobson: [wearily] Yes.
Arthur: That girl just stole a tie!
Hobson: Yes.
Arthur: Girls don't wear ties! It's the perfect crime! All right, some girls wear ties, it's not the perfect crime - but it's a pretty good crime!
Hobson: Yes; if she murdered the tie, it would be the perfect crime.
Arthur: He's taking the knife out of the cheese! Do you think he wants some cheese?!
Very funny movies, both. Watch them every chance I get.
Carl Spackler - CaddyShack:
"This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion ... He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think ... IT'S IN THE HOLE!"
Al - CaddyShack:
"This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw!
You buy a hat like this, I'll bet you get a free bowl of soup.
Oh, It looks good on you, though."
Carl - CaddyShack:
"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations.
Man, free to kill gophers at will.
To kill, you must know your enemy.
In this case, my enemy is a varmint, and a varmint will never quit.
Ever! They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong!"
Al - CaddyShack:
"He called me a baboon. Thinks I'm his wife."
Al and the Bar Tender - CaddyShack:
Al: "Hey! Can you make a bullshot?"
Bar Tender: "Can you make a shoe smell?"
Al: "You're a funny kid. What time you due back in Boystown?"
Arthur - Arthur
Susan:A real woman could stop you from drinking
Arthur: It'd have to be a real BIG woman
Hobson: Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.
Arthur: Hobson, did you see that?
Hobson: [wearily] Yes.
Arthur: That girl just stole a tie!
Hobson: Yes.
Arthur: Girls don't wear ties! It's the perfect crime! All right, some girls wear ties, it's not the perfect crime - but it's a pretty good crime!
Hobson: Yes; if she murdered the tie, it would be the perfect crime.
Arthur: He's taking the knife out of the cheese! Do you think he wants some cheese?!
Very funny movies, both. Watch them every chance I get.
Khartun
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Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton. Me!
Jack Burton: You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave.
Lo Pan: Indeed!
Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?
Monty Python:
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you? Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton. Me!
Jack Burton: You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave.
Lo Pan: Indeed!
Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?
Monty Python:
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you? Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
LittleBoyBlue
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"Here...
...IT....
...Comes"
...IT....
...Comes"
DallasCowpoke
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Brian's Song:
Assistant coach: Piccolo, you bone-headed spaghetti eater, that was Fake Draw Screen Right. What the hell do you do on Fake Draw Screen Right?
Brian Piccolo: Well, on uh, Fake Draw Screen Right I uh, pick up the linebacker if he's comin, 'less of course it's Butkus, then I simply notify the quarterback to send for a preacher.
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Steel Magnolias:
Clairee: I've just been to the dedication of the new children's park.
Truvy: Yeah, how did that go?
Clairee: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.
Truvy: Was she hurt?
Clairee: I doubt it. She got hit in the head.
Assistant coach: Piccolo, you bone-headed spaghetti eater, that was Fake Draw Screen Right. What the hell do you do on Fake Draw Screen Right?
Brian Piccolo: Well, on uh, Fake Draw Screen Right I uh, pick up the linebacker if he's comin, 'less of course it's Butkus, then I simply notify the quarterback to send for a preacher.
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Steel Magnolias:
Clairee: I've just been to the dedication of the new children's park.
Truvy: Yeah, how did that go?
Clairee: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.
Truvy: Was she hurt?
Clairee: I doubt it. She got hit in the head.
DallasCowpoke
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ABQCOWBOY;2605072 said:
:laugh2:
That one line, especially the droll way it's delivered, is possibly the best line, in a movie chalked full of 'em!
There couldn't of been a better job of casting an actor for a part, than John Gielgud for "Hobson".
CowboyPrincess
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I've got a whole bunch of favorites but here are a few
Gone With The Wind:
Scarlett: Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Scarlett: I only know that I love you.
Rhett Butler: That's your misfortune.
Rhett Butler: Did you ever think of marrying just for fun?
Scarlett: Marriage, fun? Fiddle-dee-dee. Fun for men you mean.
Duck Soup
"I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."
Taxi Driver
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f*** do you think you're talkin' to?"
Jaws
Brody: You're gonna need a bigger boat
Forest Gump
Forrest Gump: Stupid is as stupid does.
Talladega Nights
Ricky Bobby: Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like ******** gang-bangers.
Gone With The Wind:
Scarlett: Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Scarlett: I only know that I love you.
Rhett Butler: That's your misfortune.
Rhett Butler: Did you ever think of marrying just for fun?
Scarlett: Marriage, fun? Fiddle-dee-dee. Fun for men you mean.
Duck Soup
"I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."
Taxi Driver
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f*** do you think you're talkin' to?"
Jaws
Brody: You're gonna need a bigger boat
Forest Gump
Forrest Gump: Stupid is as stupid does.
Talladega Nights
Ricky Bobby: Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like ******** gang-bangers.
Yeagermeister
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Fixed it for Bach :laugh1:
jem88
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Pretty much any line from this clip.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=oVeLDEBhgzU&feature=PlayList&p=D33C36BCD720C8E1&playnext=1&index=46
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=oVeLDEBhgzU&feature=PlayList&p=D33C36BCD720C8E1&playnext=1&index=46
LittleBoyBlue
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"I am tired of these mother flippin snakes on this mother flippin plane"
bbgun
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George Bailey: "You - you said - what'd you say a minute ago? They had to wait and save their money before they even ought to think of a decent home. Wait? Wait for what? Until their children grow up and leave them? Until they're so old and broken down that they... Do you know how long it takes a working man to save five thousand dollars? Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about... they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him. But to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well, in my book he died a much richer man than you'll ever be."