JIMMYBUFFETT
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What are your favorite things to show irrational hatred toward?
1. Road bikers - Leotards, little helmets, skinny shoes, and bike lanes, I hate all of it. "We all share the road"...no, I'm only sharing the road with the other multi ton vehicles. You take your carbon fiber and titanium trike and move to the shoulder where you belong.
2. Jeep drivers - Your vehicle sucks and drives like a shoe box with wheels. Just driving to the grocery store the cabin noise sounds like your sitting on the runway at LaGuardia. Leaving the LaGuardia Snack & Pack you can only fit a quart of milk, small sack of carrots, some Dentyne, and a tube of travel toothpaste. Don't even get me started on the ducks. Bath toys in an off road vehicle? Yeah, that's cause for hate right there.
3. Queen - Hate their music, hate their theatrics, and really hated their hair. We will, we will, rock you! Not me, you go rock somebody else who doesn't think you suck.
4. Starbucks - As I pass them in any city I honk and show my dirty finger out the window to anybody waiting in line for a venti half mocha double shot with almond milk and caramel drizzle. And you deserve every inch of that finger.
Now this is a feel good thread here, so none of you guys sitting in your jeep in line at Starbucks with your bicycle strapped to the back and listening to Bohemian Rhapsody on the radio get your panties in a wad. Let's just talk about what you hate instead.
1. Road bikers - Leotards, little helmets, skinny shoes, and bike lanes, I hate all of it. "We all share the road"...no, I'm only sharing the road with the other multi ton vehicles. You take your carbon fiber and titanium trike and move to the shoulder where you belong.
2. Jeep drivers - Your vehicle sucks and drives like a shoe box with wheels. Just driving to the grocery store the cabin noise sounds like your sitting on the runway at LaGuardia. Leaving the LaGuardia Snack & Pack you can only fit a quart of milk, small sack of carrots, some Dentyne, and a tube of travel toothpaste. Don't even get me started on the ducks. Bath toys in an off road vehicle? Yeah, that's cause for hate right there.
3. Queen - Hate their music, hate their theatrics, and really hated their hair. We will, we will, rock you! Not me, you go rock somebody else who doesn't think you suck.
4. Starbucks - As I pass them in any city I honk and show my dirty finger out the window to anybody waiting in line for a venti half mocha double shot with almond milk and caramel drizzle. And you deserve every inch of that finger.
Now this is a feel good thread here, so none of you guys sitting in your jeep in line at Starbucks with your bicycle strapped to the back and listening to Bohemian Rhapsody on the radio get your panties in a wad. Let's just talk about what you hate instead.
