Favorite Things To Irrationally Hate

[JIMMYBUFFETT]

What are your favorite things to show irrational hatred toward?

1. Road bikers - Leotards, little helmets, skinny shoes, and bike lanes, I hate all of it. "We all share the road"...no, I'm only sharing the road with the other multi ton vehicles. You take your carbon fiber and titanium trike and move to the shoulder where you belong.

2. Jeep drivers - Your vehicle sucks and drives like a shoe box with wheels. Just driving to the grocery store the cabin noise sounds like your sitting on the runway at LaGuardia. Leaving the LaGuardia Snack & Pack you can only fit a quart of milk, small sack of carrots, some Dentyne, and a tube of travel toothpaste. Don't even get me started on the ducks. Bath toys in an off road vehicle? Yeah, that's cause for hate right there.

3. Queen - Hate their music, hate their theatrics, and really hated their hair. We will, we will, rock you! Not me, you go rock somebody else who doesn't think you suck.

4. Starbucks - As I pass them in any city I honk and show my dirty finger out the window to anybody waiting in line for a venti half mocha double shot with almond milk and caramel drizzle. And you deserve every inch of that finger.

Now this is a feel good thread here, so none of you guys sitting in your jeep in line at Starbucks with your bicycle strapped to the back and listening to Bohemian Rhapsody on the radio get your panties in a wad. Let's just talk about what you hate instead.

 

[Runwildboys]

I hate people who hate Queen. J/K

Let's see...Is it irrational to hate bad drivers? Probably not.

IDK, honestly, I think I have rationale for everything I hate. Others may not see it that way, but in my mind it's absolutely justified.

Ooh, except those fart mufflers some guys have on their little cars. They're not particularly loud, so I can't use that excuse. I just find them ridiculous and annoying.

Also, lowered pickup trucks and raised up sports cars.

Pennies.

Smart Cars. (The little boxy things)

Pencils that aren't yellow.

Billy Ray Cyrus

 

[Catpappy]

I hate people who hate Queen. J/K

Let's see...Is it irrational to hate bad drivers? Probably not.

IDK, honestly, I think I have rationale for everything I hate. Others may not see it that way, but in my mind it's absolutely justified.

Ooh, except those fart mufflers some guys have on their little cars. They're not particularly loud, so I can't use that excuse. I just find them ridiculous and annoying.

Also, lowered pickup trucks and raised up sports cars.

Pennies.

Smart Cars. (The little boxy things)

Pencils that aren't yellow.

Billy Ray Cyrus

Billy Ray Cyrus. lol

 

[Reverend Conehead]

I find it annoying when people don't bother to capitalize the first word of their sentences. Hitting the shift key really isn't that hard.

 

[Runwildboys]

Oh yeah, I friggin hate when people don't put their shopping carts away. It's bad enough when they just haphazardly shove them into the cart corral, but when they just leave them out in the parking lot, it irritates the hell out of me.

 

[nobody]

Oh yeah, I friggin hate when people don't put their shopping carts away. It's bad enough when they just haphazardly shove them into the cart corral, but when they just leave them out in the parking lot, it irritates the hell out of me.

Yeah, but that's totally reasonable.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

What are your favorite things to show irrational hatred toward?

1. Road bikers - Leotards, little helmets, skinny shoes, and bike lanes, I hate all of it. "We all share the road"...no, I'm only sharing the road with the other multi ton vehicles. You take your carbon fiber and titanium trike and move to the shoulder where you belong.

2. Jeep drivers - Your vehicle sucks and drives like a shoe box with wheels. Just driving to the grocery store the cabin noise sounds like your sitting on the runway at LaGuardia. Leaving the LaGuardia Snack & Pack you can only fit a quart of milk, small sack of carrots, some Dentyne, and a tube of travel toothpaste. Don't even get me started on the ducks. Bath toys in an off road vehicle? Yeah, that's cause for hate right there.

3. Queen - Hate their music, hate their theatrics, and really hated their hair. We will, we will, rock you! Not me, you go rock somebody else who doesn't think you suck.

4. Starbucks - As I pass them in any city I honk and show my dirty finger out the window to anybody waiting in line for a venti half mocha double shot with almond milk and caramel drizzle. And you deserve every inch of that finger.

Now this is a feel good thread here, so none of you guys sitting in your jeep in line at Starbucks with your bicycle strapped to the back and listening to Bohemian Rhapsody on the radio get your panties in a wad. Let's just talk about what you hate instead.

I thought you said irrational hate.

 

[Creeper]

I hate hearing people's sob stories on social media. I don't believe half of them. In fact I hate any fishing for compliments or sympathy on social media. I have my own issues, Almost everyone has a sob story of their own, big or small. Don't taze me, bro!

 

[cowboyec]

•people who dont flush the toilet.
•people who dont throw their trash into the trash can less than 2ft away from them.
•people who throw up in a automatic sink instead of 1 of the 8 toilets located less than 3ft away from the automatic sink they threw up in.
•people who flush hand wipes down the toilet
•people who put their toilet paper on the floor.
•people who blow snot on the mirror in the bathrooms
•people who dont pour their cups out before throwing them away...specially coffee.
•people who talk on their phones in public with the speaker on.
i dont want or need to be any part of your conversation....which ends up being 15min of 2 people loudly saying "huh"......or "what"...or "you said what".

 

[30yearsstillwaiting]

People who don’t know how to drive.
People who throw trash on the ground
People who think it’s ok for their dog to have a bathroom break on other people’s property
People who don’t say thank you when you hold a door open for you.
Last one PEOPLE

 

[zrinkill]

Jerry Jones

Jerry Jones fans

People who defend Jerry Jones

 

[JIMMYBUFFETT]

•people who dont flush the toilet.
•people who dont throw their trash into the trash can less than 2ft away from them.
•people who throw up in a automatic sink instead of 1 of the 8 toilets located less than 3ft away from the automatic sink they threw up in.
•people who flush hand wipes down the toilet
•people who put their toilet paper on the floor.
•people who blow snot on the mirror in the bathrooms
•people who dont pour their cups out before throwing them away...specially coffee.
•people who talk on their phones in public with the speaker on.
i dont want or need to be any part of your conversation....which ends up being 15min of 2 people loudly saying "huh"......or "what"...or "you said what".

All the bathroom issues you have are irrational and I believe they stem from a certain somebody's idol who's life ended tragically in a bathroom. Am I warm?