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Afigueroa22

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For those interested, if you search amy, she has a lovely pose to give you a run for your money.
 

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Afigueroa22;4552400 said:
For those interested, if you search amy, she has a lovely pose to give you a run for your money.

Yup. Hence the reference to Facebook.
 

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I won't lie, I've had entirely too much fun with this. Something about looking up what they did to get their sentences is like reading an unedited script for a reality show.

http://www.prisonpenpals.com/r86834.html

r86834a.jpg
 

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SaltwaterServr;4552397 said:
amy-11480-2.jpg


And there's your winner. Amy Lennen. Yes, she has a FB account too. For some reason it hasn't been updated since 2010.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/amy-11480.html

lol, a little Googling shows that not only is she a drug addict, but also a money grub. She milked some dude out of over $100k and a $56 Mercedes. Then she got a California drivers license in someone else's name that she used to know and took out a $40k loan. :lmao2:

I stopped reading after that. I'm sure there is more. :laugh2:

Court filing

Go get her Salty. I think she is to be released in 2013. :lmao:
 

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SaltwaterServr;4552369 said:
Well, there is this local Texas gal.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/meagan-11784.html

Murdered her grandmother. Life sentence. She promises you won't be wasting your time though.

What a shame. It should have been a death sentence. Let me guess, her boyfriend put her up to it. She was in love and he needed drug money?? That's usually what they claim.:laugh1:
 

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Not gonna lie, this one is hot:

Carmen Lewis #16766332
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/carmen-11619.html
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http://i478.***BLOCKED***/albums/rr150/arkansasoutlaw2009/Prison%20Ladies/carmen-10466.jpg
Race: White/Aztec
Date of Birth: 8-8-87
Release Date: 3-2014
Height: 5'11"
Religion: Christian
Do you smoke? No
Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes
Education: GED
Occupation before prison: Dancer (exotic)
Activities in prison: Computers, school, exercise


I wonder what she did to get in prison?
 

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kimrose;4552538 said:
:lmao: My 22 year old son just saw her and all he could say was, "d...a..y...e....m...".:lmao:

:laugh1: That was my reaction as well
 

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JonJon;4552533 said:
Not gonna lie, this one is hot:

Carmen Lewis #16766332
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/carmen-11619.html
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http://i478.***BLOCKED***/albums/rr150/arkansasoutlaw2009/Prison%20Ladies/carmen-10466.jpg



I wonder what she did to get in prison?

I feel like after half an hour alone with her that they could add my murder to her list of charges. She has got a killer body and I would die with a smile on my old wrinkled face.
 

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JonJon;4552533 said:
Not gonna lie, this one is hot:

Carmen Lewis #16766332
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/carmen-11619.html
carmen-11619sec.jpg
http://i478.***BLOCKED***/albums/rr150/arkansasoutlaw2009/Prison%20Ladies/carmen-10466.jpg

I wonder what she did to get in prison?

Race: White/Aztec
Date of Birth: 8-8-87
Release Date: 3-2014
Height: 5'11"
Religion: Christian
Do you smoke? No
Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes
Education: GED
Occupation before prison: Dancer (exotic)
Activities in prison: Computers, school, exercise

I'm guessing that trying the school thing before prison may have helped out.
 

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SaltwaterServr;4553096 said:
If you google their names along with "sentencing", "trial", or "convicted" it will usually come up.

I love reading her profile. "Once you have a lil', I promise you will want more". My kind of girl. I like that she is a white Aztec. I think I'm in luv.
 

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SaltwaterServr;4553096 said:
If you google their names along with "sentencing", "trial", or "convicted" it will usually come up.

I tried, but all I could find are court records for some guy with the same name and links to various prison babes dating sites.
 

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That's hilarious. Stabbing someone makes you seem hot. Hmm, I do have a Henckels carving knife I've never used...
 

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Is it wrong of me to want to write to a bunch of them and only say either what say there fuzzy britches or I smells me some cornbread?
 

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BrAinPaiNt;4553556 said:
Is it wrong of me to want to write to a bunch of them and only say either what say there fuzzy britches or I smells me some cornbread?

No, I'm sure they would love to hear from you. Didn't you read the profiles? These girls want somebody to be honest with them and talk.
 

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JonJon;4553280 said:
I tried, but all I could find are court records for some guy with the same name and links to various prison babes dating sites.

You can also go right to the department of corrections for the state they are incarcerated in. In this case, Oregon.

Ms. Lewis has herself 28, count em, 28 counts of Identity Theft, 1 count of regular old boring theft, Failure to Appear, Possession of Cocaine, and Possession of Methamphetamines.

Earliest release date is April 24 of 2014.
 
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