Feels like a Giant upset

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  1. NorthwestDallas40

    NorthwestDallas40 rpatricc

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    I hope that all the good vibes this week do not translate to overconfidence. Division games against teams on the ropes scare me. Will test this team's resolve.
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  2. Toruk_Makto

    Toruk_Makto Well-Known Member

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    Cool story.
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  3. Derekmtl85

    Derekmtl85 Well-Known Member

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  4. Nirvana

    Nirvana Well-Known Member

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    I am not so much worried about the team's vibe as I am how much the Giants are pumped up for this game. Hair on fire mentality.
  5. Reality

    Reality Admin

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    I feel a post-game sticky for this thread coming on :D :D
  6. MonsterD

    MonsterD Quota outta absentia

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    Feels like we are about to play a game.
  7. guag

    guag Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01

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    I believe

    you are wrong
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  8. Toruk_Makto

    Toruk_Makto Well-Known Member

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    If we lose...which is a possibility...it won't be because we took the Giants lightly. It will be because we played a division rival who always plays us tough and was better on the day.
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  9. CCBoy

    CCBoy Well-Known Member

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    This already is a 'must win' for the Giants...but at least this fan, says that's just the way it comes down sometimes. Sorry Giants:

    Q: Did you hear about the joke that Eli Manning told his receivers?
    A: It went over their heads.

    Q: Why can't Eli Manning use the phone anymore?
    A: Because he can't find the receiver.

    Q: Did you hear about the new Plaxico Burress cocktail?
    A: Just one very expensive shot

    Q: How many Giants fans does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None they are happy living in the Cowboys shadow!

    Q: Why is Tom Coughlin (Giants Head Coach) glad Plaxico shot himself in the leg?
    A: It was the first time he shot off something other than his mouth!

    Q: Why is a Texas Billionaire buying the New York Giants and moving them to Virginia?
    A: So he can call them the VaGiants

    Q: What do the New York Giants and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?
    A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.

    Q: What will happen if BP can stop the Gulf Oil Spill?
    A: They will turn their attention to Lawrence Taylor!

    Q: How did Lawrence Taylor meet an underage girl through a mutual acquaintance?
    A: Ben Roethlisberger!

    Q: What did the Giants fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
    A: "****** mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"

    Q. How are the New York Giants like my neighbors?
    A. They can't pick up a single yard!

    Q: Want to hear a Giants joke?
    A: Rashad Jennings!

    Q: Why is Rashad Jennings like a grizzly bear?
    A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.

    Q: What's the difference between the New York Giants and a dollar bill?
    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q: What do the New York Giants and possums have in common?
    A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

    Q: What is the difference between a Giants fan and a baby?
    A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

    Q: How many New York Giants does it take to change a tire?
    A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

    Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A: The New York Giants.

    Q: Why did Plaxico Burress shoot himself?
    A: It was the first time all year he managed to find his way around a safety and he just got too excited!

    Q: Why shouldn't the New York Giants send Plaxico home packing?
    A: He already is!

    Q: What did Plaxico Burress say when Antonio Pierce asked to go clubbing?
    A: "Only if I can ride shotgun!"

    Q: What do the New York Giants and Billy Graham have in common?
    A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

    Q: How do you keep a New York Giant out of your yard?
    A: Put up goal posts.

    Q: Why are so many New York Giants players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
    A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!

    Q: What is a New York Giants fan's favorite whine?
    A: "We can't beat Philadelphia."

    Q: How do you stop an New York Giants fan from beating his wife?
    A: Dress her in Philadelphia Green!

    Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?
    A: Have him watch a couple New York Giants games.

    Q: What is th difference between a bucket of **** and an New York Giants fan?
    A: The bucket.

    Q: If you have a car containing a Giants wide receiver, a Giants linebacker, and a Giants defensive back, who is driving the car?
    A: The cop.

    Q: What should you do if you find three New York Giants football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
    A: Get more cement.

    Q: What's the difference between an New York Giants fan and a carp?
    A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

    Q. How did the New York Giants fan die from drinking milk?
    A. The cow fell on him!

    Q: Did you hear that New York's football team doesn't have a website?
    A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

    Q: How many New York Giants fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

    Q: What does a New York Giants fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
    A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

    Q: Why do New York Giants fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
    A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

    Q: How do the New York Giants spend the first week of training camp?
    A: Studying the Miranda Rights

    Q: Why do the New York Giants want to change their name to the Atlanta Tampons?
    A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!

    Q: What's the difference between the New York Giants & the Taliban?
    A: The Taliban has a running game!

    Q: Where do you go in New York in case of a tornado?
    A: New Meadowlands Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

    Q. Why do ducks fly over New Meadowlands Stadium upside down?
    A. There's nothing worth craping on!

    Q: Why doesn't Syracuse have a professional football team?
    A: Because then New York would want one.

    Q: Why are New York Giants jokes getting dumb and dumber?
    A: Because Giants fans have started to make them up themselves.

    Q: What's the difference between New York Giants fans and mosquitoes?
    A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.

    Did you hear that MetLife Stadium had to be resodded?
    Thats really sad when you cant even get your own grass to root for you!
    Last edited: Oct 19, 2014
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  10. Nav22

    Nav22 Well-Known Member

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    We'll win and the usual suspects will do all they can to avoid giving any credit to Garrett, Romo or Jerry.

    Just like they've done for each of our first 5 wins.
  11. Mansta54

    Mansta54 Well-Known Member

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    Well said...
  12. reddyuta

    reddyuta Well-Known Member

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    I just can't think of a way to lose to this giants team.
  13. MonsterD

    MonsterD Quota outta absentia

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    Oh there are plenty.
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  14. NorthwestDallas40

    NorthwestDallas40 rpatricc

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    hope im wrong and that this is a different cowboys team than past versions
  15. LatinMind

    LatinMind iPhotoshop

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  16. blindzebra

    blindzebra Well-Known Member

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    When I read the words, " I hope I am wrong," liar, liar paints on fire always enters my head for some reason.
  17. etw926

    etw926 Well-Known Member

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    * Smirk
  18. FLcowboy

    FLcowboy Maybe this is the year Zone Supporter

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    I've shared the same feeling. These kind of games make me nervous because of the past. I'll breathe a sigh of relief when they win.
  19. CliffnDallas

    CliffnDallas Well-Known Member

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    Good. But I like space ships and explosions in my fiction.
  20. FLCowboyFan

    FLCowboyFan Hoping to be half the man Tom Landry was.

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    Why do I smell a troll?

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