Finish the story, and/or the three word thread

[SlammedZero]

hacking up phlegm

 

[nobody]

with exuberant abandon

 

[Longboysfan]

doing it one-handed

 

[Londonboy]

after chainsaw accident

 

[CouchCoach]

after chainsaw accident

left him yodeling

 

[Runwildboys]

as a soprano

 

[kskboys]

as a soprano

nary a piano

 

[CouchCoach]

nary a piano

tuned by tone

 

[Runwildboys]

tuned by tone

deaf British squirrels

 

[CouchCoach]

deaf British squirrels

and Limey Lemmings

 

[Longboysfan]

in trafalga square

 

[SlammedZero]

doing hot yoga

 

[CouchCoach]

doing hot yoga

with Haggis bags

 

[Runwildboys]

with Haggis bags

(The Haggis Triplets)

 

[Londonboy]

in trafalga square

Non-Capitalisation Penalty
The Shade of Admiral Lord Nelson demands Keel-Hauling and loss of Rum privileges.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

with Haggis bags

Followed by kreplach

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Followed by kreplach

Then Bell sisters

 

[robbieruff]

Then Bell sisters

From Another Mister

 

[kskboys]

From Another Mister

Rogers won't you

 

[GMO415]

punish Le'Veon Bell please