Finish the story, and/or the three word thread

[Ranched]

I was on....

 

[nobody]

The Walking Dead

 

[Ranched]

....Set And Fell

 

[Quickdraw]

... on my keester

 

[nobody]

bruising my voluptuous

 

[Runwildboys]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ballon

 

[Melonfeud]

Resembling a huge,,,

 

[Longboysfan]

fat brown turd

 

[Melonfeud]

Exclusively utilized in,,,

 

[Longboysfan]

All walks of life

 

[GMO415]

Meanwhile, my agent

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

called to dance

 

[nobody]

with bombastic caterpillars

 

[Longboysfan]

that were loud.

 

[Ranched]

In my head

 

[nobody]

that's a cantaloupe.

 

[GMO415]

The music was

 

[nobody]

a botched abortion

 

[kimrose]

with boos and bottles...

 

[Melonfeud]

Of cantaloupe squeezings