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OMG, I feel like such a fool lol

DUH, right!? I even received a Friday the 13th text this morn

:facepalm:

<exits quietly from your guys' thread while people point and laugh>

:)
Don't sweat it Bruv, these Guys often Make Me feel like a Champion Limbo Dancer too.
Fortunately I've got an entire lexicon of bizarre slang to even 'da score with.
 
I got one for ya. My practice wife (Ex) ended up with my D-bag cousin no one likes. I've really never been happier for two people I can't stand.
I've got one for you as well. My ex ended up with my first cousin's wife. I love the day my tears turned to laughter and I'm still laughing about it. They deserve each other. Her sorry butt still comes to my family's funerals. Daddy left specific instructions to throw her out on the curb if she showed up at his.
 
I've got one for you as well. My ex ended up with my first cousin's wife. I love the day my tears turned to laughter and I'm still laughing about it. They deserve each other. Her sorry butt still comes to my family's funerals. Daddy left specific instructions to throw her out on the curb if she showed up at his.
Well, I know you and G aren't in Arkansas because they would have already been married to their cousin...…...after divorcing their sibling. Sibling rivalry and marriage do not mix.
 
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhh, can I take it all back?
You sound like my brother, when a guy at the bar was yelling, "Who wants a glazed doughnut?" My brother thought that was some type of slang for fighting, and being the tough guy he is, yelled out, "I want one!"
I said, "Tom, think about it.........A glazed doughnut is icing around a hole."
"NEVER MIND, I DON'T WANT ONE!!!"
 

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