First Preseason Game bold Predictions

[Typhus]

Deuce has at least one chunk play (at least 20 yards)

Let the Deuce lose once and then put him back in the stable.
Davis, Dowdle, Luepke time.

 

[Big D]

Deuce will be the star of the game.

 

[TequilaCowboy]

I predict this game will be absolutely dreadful from both sides of the ball and both teams. The NFL should be sued for impersonating a pro football game and refund everyone every dollar they spent on their ticket and parking. These "games" should be open to the public and free of charge because that is all they are worth.

 

[PAPPYDOG]

The offense will struggle against real defenses( nothing new here) and our defense will keep us in games till they run out of gas and patience in the 3 rd Q the game ends up being another loss for us.

 

[McMicah]

The camera will pan to Dak 837 times wearing a baseball cap and chewing seeds on the sidelines, and we will miss whole plays due to interviews with people (probably former players or something stupid) that could’ve been conducted literally any other time than a football game, and I will turn to my wife and say “now this is what pisses me off right here”

Book it

 

[DandyDon52]

I dont think any bold stuff will happen in 1st ps game lol.

you watch to see the new and young guys, thats it , and also it is kinda like a real game.

 

[Starforever]

ESPN, Fox, and the NFLN; will lead with Cowboys delusion, for about two to three days.

 

[DogFace]

The game will indicate 0% of what this team is capable of in the 2023 season- good or bad.

Exactly. This is our chance and the coaches chance to see the guys we want to develop. And maybe see some shine and earn the right to contribute this year.

 

[Fla Cowpoke]

Jacksonville has indicated that they intend to play their starters, while I expect us to play none of ours. I can see them jumping out to an early lead and then us catching up as the game goes on. Our biggest area of concern is the OL so it may hinder us from having great production on offense. I think our depth on D should keep it close throughout. Just focus more on individual performances.

I do think this offense will give guys a better chance to flash then Garrett's offense did.

 

[noshame]

Maybe some should just enjoy having the silver and blue on the field again and quit the pre-emptive bull.

 

[starfan1]

Rush or Grier will play well against scrubs running vanilla plays and the usuals will be clamoring for them to start

Oh wait that may not be bold it’s already happening

 

[Ring6]

I just hope we can get good look at some offensive players given the 2nd and 3rd string OL is gonna be out there.

 

[T-RO]

1. The backup Olineman play so badly that the offense can barely score any points or move the ball in the first half.
2. Haters use this to overplay how bad the new offense is with MM and already start declaring we wont win 8 games like they did last year.
3. Our backup defense plays really well and Overshawn has a pick and forced fumble.
4. If he plays, Sam Williams looks like a man among boys.

My prediction about anyone making predictions on a preseason game:

Hollow feelings about their existence and/or Pepto Bismal.

 

[CowboyRoy]

My prediction about anyone making predictions on a preseason game:

Hollow feelings about their existence and/or Pepto Bismal.

So you want me dead because im posting a thread people might find interesting?

 

[Captain-Crash]

I hope Rush and Grier struggle, our starter needs no pressure. Can we cut them and get some guy with no arms?

 

[tyke1doe]

The camera will pan to Dak 837 times wearing a baseball cap and chewing seeds on the sidelines, and we will miss whole plays due to interviews with people (probably former players or something stupid) that could’ve been conducted literally any other time than a football game, and I will turn to my wife and say “now this is what pisses me off right here”

Book it

This grates my nerves too. Hello! Hello, McFlys. Some of us want to watch the GAME!

 

[Londonboy]

We will be witnessing the start of some successful careers as insurance salesmen.

 

[cowboys5xsbs]

People will unironically say Grier is better than dak. Just prepare for that.

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

Pure vanilla offense and the CZ has a week long meltdown.

It's become a CZ tradition

 

[kskboys]

A pile of rooks and STers and Walmart baggers will dominate playing time and nothing that happens will matter!!!!!!!!!!!