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ITEM: I don’t have permission to reveal much yet; the two players’ agents want to pick through my conversations with the guys before we go ahead and write it. So I’ll just tease you a little bit:
There is no shortage of superstar NFL defensive linemen that would like to leave their present clubs to become Cowboys. One of the two guys is not a perfect fit because he’s a 4-3 guy. The other one, though, is to die for. And he’d just about die to be in Dallas.
Stay tuned.
ITEM: My skillionth effort to prove to you that Jerry Jones is a genius: Hanging around this weekend’s rookie minicamp at Valley Ranch: Emmitt Smith to advise running backs; Roger Staubach to comment on some kids’ character; Barry Switzer to tap the keg.
Jerry knows how to throw a minicamp! They were a few speakers and Snoop Dogg away from Mitch-a-palooza.
ITEM: Your reaction to the news about backup QB Richard Bartel’s weight change reveals whether you are a glass-is-half-empty Cowboys fan or a glass-is-half-full Cowboys fan. Bartel has dropped 30 pounds since last season?
a) Wow! What a hard worker! He must’ve really spent a lot of time tailoring his body to the needs of the team!
b) Bartel weights 230 now. He lost 30 pounds. Wow. … last year he must’ve looked like John Daly with his shirt off.
ITEM: I don’t have permission to reveal much yet; the two players’ agents want to pick through my conversations with the guys before we go ahead and write it. So I’ll just tease you a little bit:
There is no shortage of superstar NFL defensive linemen that would like to leave their present clubs to become Cowboys. One of the two guys is not a perfect fit because he’s a 4-3 guy. The other one, though, is to die for. And he’d just about die to be in Dallas.
Stay tuned.
ITEM: My skillionth effort to prove to you that Jerry Jones is a genius: Hanging around this weekend’s rookie minicamp at Valley Ranch: Emmitt Smith to advise running backs; Roger Staubach to comment on some kids’ character; Barry Switzer to tap the keg.
Jerry knows how to throw a minicamp! They were a few speakers and Snoop Dogg away from Mitch-a-palooza.
ITEM: Your reaction to the news about backup QB Richard Bartel’s weight change reveals whether you are a glass-is-half-empty Cowboys fan or a glass-is-half-full Cowboys fan. Bartel has dropped 30 pounds since last season?
a) Wow! What a hard worker! He must’ve really spent a lot of time tailoring his body to the needs of the team!
b) Bartel weights 230 now. He lost 30 pounds. Wow. … last year he must’ve looked like John Daly with his shirt off.
