Fisher on Conley

[Trouty]

Its acceptable if you mix ketchup with mayo.

That's ******* nasty, bruh.

Just use ranch.

 

[Alexander]

A Royal with cheese. In France, it's the norm

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the French!*

* - (yes, I know it is supposed to be Dutch).

 

[Trouty]

Definitely a character flaw.

Cowboys should put a spread out when they do their official visits and see what players eat and if they follow societal norms. So if that big DE from Arkansas puts ketchup on his bologna and cheese sandwich, he's off our ********* board.

Ketchup flavored chips, too!! Blehk! Really popular in the Middle East. ******* nastay

 

[Alexander]

Ketchup and mayo are acceptable to be mixed.

Even better is Sweet and Sour sauce from McDonalds (downside, you have to go to McDonalds) mixed with Mayo. Glorious.

There is a line. And its mustard. Mustard is god awful. The best thing for mustard is the trash can.

Welcome to my ignore list.

 

[xwalker]

And yet there's been a big drop in teen pregnancy over the years...maybe teens just get off to texting rather than the good ole days and just doing it

No, the plus side of getting away from the days of the "morality police" is that things like birth control are not taboo.

Also, there is no way to really track how many pregnancies are terminated. That data is private and can't be tracked.

 

[Trouty]

Blasphemy!

You dip your fries in mayo?

 

[skinsscalper]

My girlfriend's son is 16 and many people would not believe what girls send him via text and other messaging methods. Girls send out provocative (to say the least) photos in group text messages. They compete to see who the boys will "grade" as the best photo for a specific body part or the best "action" video. I seems that many parents don't even care what their kids are doing and definitely are not talking to them about morality.

The problem is that parents didn't start a dialogue of honesty with their kids from a very young age. They view some topics as taboo for children of a certain age. All that teaches your kids is that their are "secrets". That's a dangerous place to begin any dialogue with your children. My daughter knew what a BJ was when she was 5 years old. Why? Because she asked us. She had heard an older boy at school say it. My wife and I didn't pull a single punch. We told her exactly what it was and if she had any other questions. Her initial reaction was "that's gross". We've continued to answer those questions for her and her siblings any time that they have asked. It has created a dialogue of honesty and they have never felt the need to hide anything from either of us.

I know the first time my kids have drank alcohol, smoked weed (only two have and they've only tried it once), had sex (and with whom). All of my kids are very well adjusted, good decision makers, and productive members of society (much more than the majority of other people their age). That doesn't make me a perfect parent nor does it make my kids perfect, themselves. But, I'll take it over the girl that sends pictures of her nasty bits and sends it out to the student body praying to God her parents or teachers don't find out.

 

[Trouty]

Welcome to my ignore list.

Right!!? Mustard is the only decent thing he listed...

 

[Alexander]

Stay out of clubs, and if you do go to one, go with several friends, and at the first hint of any sort of dispute, bail.

Nothing good happens after midnight. If I am an agent, my clients would never leave the house from February until late April.

 

[xwalker]

Ketchup flavored chips, too!! Blehk! Really popular in the Middle East. ******* nastay

They were interviewing the Texas Tech QB (Mahomes) on local sport talk radio the other day. He love love loves ketchup. He says he puts it on everything and that people get irritated when he uses it at a fancy steakhouse.

 

[Trouty]

Ketchup and mayo are acceptable to be mixed.

Even better is Sweet and Sour sauce from McDonalds (downside, you have to go to McDonalds) mixed with Mayo. Glorious.

There is a line. And its mustard. Mustard is god awful. The best thing for mustard is the trash can.

Migosh, you are an odd one.

 

[Alexander]

Just use ranch.

Ranch is barely into the acceptable condiment territory. Tread lightly.

 

[Alexander]

They were interviewing the Texas Tech QB (Mahomes) on local sport talk radio the other day. He love love loves ketchup. He says he puts it on everything and that people get irritated when he uses it at a fancy steakhouse.

As well they should. Something is wrong with you if you place ketchup anywhere near a steak that is properly cooked.

Now, I am not above utilizing it to insult someone who poorly prepares a steak.

Mahomes would be off my board based on that comment alone.

 

[Vintage]

Nothing good happens after midnight. If I am an agent, my clients would never leave the house from February until late April.

Clearly, you've never been to a Wal Mart after midnight.


Actually... Now that I've said that, point taken.

 

[Trouty]

Ranch is barely into the acceptable condiment territory. Tread lightly.

Better than mayo and weird McDonalds condiments, eh?

Plus, mustard!! So freaking awesome!

 

[Vintage]

As well they should. Something is wrong with you if you place ketchup anywhere near a steak that is properly cooked.

Now, I am not above utilizing it to insult someone who poorly prepares a steak.

Mahomes would be off my board based on that comment alone.

Well done steak, amirite?

 

[Alexander]

Clearly, you've never been to a Wal Mart after midnight.


Actually... Now that I've said that, point taken.

You just used "Wal Mart" and "good" in conjunction.

Everyone, just point and laugh. Go ahead. He deserves it.

 

[Trouty]

Oh hell no.

Mustard and ketchup on a burger.

Allllllll day, brudda!!!!

A hotdog without mustard??? Psshaw

 

[Vintage]

Better than mayo and weird McDonalds condiments, eh?

Plus, mustard!! So freaking awesome!

Don't knock it until you try it. It will change your outlook on life.

 

[Alexander]

Well done steak, amirite?

There is no such thing as "well done". The proper term is "well ruined".

And if you like them "well done" then you are just a self loathing degenerate.