Really?
Suspended for Domestic Violence (as stupid and untrue as it was, he was STILL suspended for it).
Maybe he could represent a law firm and how they woulda whupped up on anybody but the Commish for such bogus & slanderous charges.
On film pulling down a woman's top.
Maybe work the runway at a Victoria Secret show. Pull down the tops to unveil their product.
Public intoxication and perhaps a bit of battery.
Maybe a spot for Vegas .... or TMZ
Sometime ya just gotta think outside the box & look for the silver lining.