For you Dak fans, a question

[GimmeTheBall!]

Does it not bother you that if you have your way and Dak is here for the next 4-5 years, we will have squandered a top 5 offensive team?

5 years of futility with Dak and then our line is old, Zeke is fatter and slower and Amari begins to look like a no. 150th pick in the draft.

Before our window of opportunity closes, wouldn't it be great to have a great QB and not just a rich bus driver?
Think about it.

 

[Rockport]

Does it not bother you that if you have your way and Dak is here for the next 4-5 years, we will have squandered a top 5 offensive team?

5 years of futility with Dak and then our line is old, Zeke is fatter and slower and Amari begins to look like a no. 150th pick in the draft.

Before our window of opportunity closes, wouldn't it be great to have a great QB and not just a rich bus driver?
Think about it.

You’re trolling now JC.

 

[CF74]

Wait Garrappolo plays for San Fran....

 

[HungryLion]

There’s a lot of assumptions in your post.

you know what they say about assumptions

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

Does it not bother you that if you have your way and Dak is here for the next 4-5 years, we will have squandered a top 5 offensive team?

5 years of futility with Dak and then our line is old, Zeke is fatter and slower and Amari begins to look like a no. 150th pick in the draft.

Before our window of opportunity closes, wouldn't it be great to have a great QB and not just a rich bus driver?
Think about it.

No owner, player, coach, or expert knows the future of this team. And you'll be wise to stop pretending that you do.

 

[big dog cowboy]

No owner, player, coach, or expert knows the future of this team. And you'll be wise to stop pretending that you do.

I'd believe a Magic 8 Ball first.

 

[Ranching]

There’s a lot of assumptions in your post.

you know what they say about assumptions

He is an ASSumption

 

[Ranching]

I'd believe a Magic 8 Ball first.

Just don't smoke it

 

[cern]

Does it not bother you that if you have your way and Dak is here for the next 4-5 years, we will have squandered a top 5 offensive team?

5 years of futility with Dak and then our line is old, Zeke is fatter and slower and Amari begins to look like a no. 150th pick in the draft.

Before our window of opportunity closes, wouldn't it be great to have a great QB and not just a rich bus driver?
Think about it.

Absolutely absurd.

 

[garyo1954]

Does it not bother you that if you have your way and Dak is here for the next 4-5 years, we will have squandered a top 5 offensive team?

5 years of futility with Dak and then our line is old, Zeke is fatter and slower and Amari begins to look like a no. 150th pick in the draft.

Before our window of opportunity closes, wouldn't it be great to have a great QB and not just a rich bus driver?
Think about it.

I'll put a like up for you.

 

[Doomsday]

Zeke is fat, Amari is soft, Dak sucks, Byron Jones is gone, Tank is overpaid, Tyron and Witten are old

Why even bother, just blow up the whole damn team and start over. #Sarcasm

 

[Fritsch_the_cat]

Does it not bother you that if you have your way and Dak is here for the next 4-5 years, we will have squandered a top 5 offensive team?

Pretty sure a "Dak fan" would not see it that way else they wouldn't be a "Dak fan". Loosen that bowtie, it has cut off the oxygen to your brain.

 

[GMO415]

Think about the last 25 with no SB...... I'll take Dak and MM.

 

[DallasEast]

The possibility exists that Dak fans will have their way? If Dak fans are all-powerful, they should not stop with Prescott. Oh no.

Attention Dak fans! Use your all-powerful omnipotent powers of persuasion and evict the Joneses from the franchise!

Do not feel guilty about them being homeless. They can relocate to a $250 million dollar yacht. (It even has a jacuzzi!)

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

No owner, player, coach, or expert knows the future of this team. And you'll be wise to stop pretending that you do.

Right you are, govnor!
You are always the master of the obvious.
Good then, carry on!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Absolutely absurd.

So, you deal with absolutes?
Or in your mind does the word absurd need qualifiers?
Just curious, old fellow. Hip-hip, then.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I'll put a like up for you.

Thanks, mate. I needed that. In the old days I could count on @Melonfeud for 20 likes a day. Then the gator jitney tours fell through. Where is he? I hope he's not in trouble.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Pretty sure a "Dak fan" would not see it that way else they wouldn't be a "Dak fan". Loosen that bowtie, it has cut off the oxygen to your brain.

Lol.
The level of mirth here owes much to your sense of humus.

 

[America's Cowboy]

Does it not bother you that if you have your way and Dak is here for the next 4-5 years, we will have squandered a top 5 offensive team?

5 years of futility with Dak and then our line is old, Zeke is fatter and slower and Amari begins to look like a no. 150th pick in the draft.

Before our window of opportunity closes, wouldn't it be great to have a great QB and not just a rich bus driver?
Think about it.

Callate y ponte a dormir!!!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Callate y ponte a dormir!!!

Oh, my. You call the grim reaper?