News: Fox: Should Cowboys take a chance on Antonio Brown?

GimmeTheBall!

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Does he have an NFL-approved helmet?
Does he have a jersey?
Does he have a no-assault contract in place?
Has he gotten over the idea that he is god's gift to football who is just misunderstood and discriminated against?
Is a team something that he can choose one day and then walk out on the next?

Wait ... too many issues...
 

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If Brady couldn’t keep him sane I don’t anyone else can.

Can you imagine Dak guiding AB?

Dak: Sir, you gotta finish the route!!!
AB: I no gotta be real is all we be the best youknowwhat um sain?
Dak: Finish the route, please?
AB: ima doing it right. toss me da ball, dawg! donn be afraid i catch ever thing. don't mess wit me! I can walk anytime! donn treat me like a subplayah good gawd!
 

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Can you imagine Dak guiding AB?

Dak: Sir, you gotta finish the route!!!
AB: I no gotta be real is all we be the best youknowwhat um sain?
Dak: Finish the route, please?
AB: ima doing it right. toss me da ball, dawg! donn be afraid i catch ever thing. don't mess wit me! I can walk anytime! donn treat me like a subplayah good gawd!

Why is AB colloquially challenged in your little skit?
 

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Why is AB colloquially challenged in your little skit?

Because AB is challenged in every respect. From language to actions to fashion sense to basic tenets of society.
But you seem to like him.
I dunno ... you two seem ... simpatico.

Is that correct? Or was the averted look and arched brow a sign.

Also, Jesse, you will notice that Dak's diction was perfectly fine. It reflects the kind of young man he is: decent, a good citizen and likable.
What are you looking for?
Trouble?
Me middle nickname is Trouble.
 

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Because AB is challenged in every respect. From language to actions to fashion sense to basic tenets of society.
But you seem to like him.
I dunno ... you two seem ... simpatico.

Is that correct? Or was the averted look and arched brow a sign.

Also, Jesse, you will notice that Dak's diction was perfectly fine. It reflects the kind of young man he is: decent, a good citizen and likable.
What are you looking for?
Trouble?
Me middle nickname is Trouble.

You sound like you are a sandwich short of a picnic. Your gibberish had nothing to do with the asked question.
 

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You sound like you are a sandwich short of a picnic. Your gibberish had nothing to do with the asked question.

Sorry. I was distracted. I meant no disrespect, old boy.
The worst frat at Prairie View rejected me, thus the distraction.
What was your importinent question?
I am sure it is good. We are all learning and growing.
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The Cowboys should be uniquely qualified at this point in their history to make a confident decision.......No!

......In much larger and brighter font surrounded by "no" emoticons

.......and an impressive number of memes with the "NO!" theme
 

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Sure, league minimum with high game incentives and with a team 'get out clause' for the slightest infraction.
 

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Can you imagine Dak guiding AB?

Dak: Sir, you gotta finish the route!!!
AB: I no gotta be real is all we be the best youknowwhat um sain?
Dak: Finish the route, please?
AB: ima doing it right. toss me da ball, dawg! donn be afraid i catch ever thing. don't mess wit me! I can walk anytime! donn treat me like a subplayah good gawd!


He is one of the best route runner, he always gets to his spot.


 

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Sorry. I was distracted. I meant no disrespect, old boy.
The worst frat at Prairie View rejected me, thus the distraction.
What was your importinent question?
I am sure it is good. We are all learning and growing.
Arthur-Askey-e1407813883442.jpg

It is all good.
 

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No chance. I'd rather spend money on an OT than another WR. Let's just pretend he's healthy and can play week 1, still if Dak doesn't have time to throw a WR can't impact the game that much. We need to fortify the trenches IMO.
Want your WRs to look like All Pros? Give your QB a ridiculous amount of time and a running game.
 

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ok, trying to think of an easy way to respond to this..

how is He!! no....

screw this head case. he couldn't even stay on a championship team with someone like Brady and Gronk. so an undisciplined, head case coming to dallas where discipline is that last thing we think about. how do you think that's going to turn out? let me give you an example...Hardy....another head case coming to dallas. TO.....and on it goes
 
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