Fred Davis: Pimp Juice

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...ims-is-a-pimp/2012/06/29/gJQAlALZBW_blog.html

Fred Davis accused of throwing juice on a woman his body guard claims is a pimp

Fred Davis is involved in a lawsuit of the most ridiculous kind. Davis and a woman named Makini R. Chaka are in a legal battle that includes restraining orders, possible escorts and accusations of juice throwing.

“It’s just all made up and flagellant,” Davis told the judge during his closing argument. (Davis has no formal legal training, according to Jean Kuei, Davis’s former attorney.)
The whole thing is complicated and among the stupidest of stupid football player dramas. Here are a few highlights lowlights.

* Chaka calls herself a “celebrity broker.” Davis’s sometime body guard, Stewart Prince, says she’s a pimp who often carries a “pimp cup.”

* Davis and Prince claim Chaka is violent. “[Davis] began to distance himself from Chaka after she got into violent altercations with other women. Prince claimed in court documents that Chaka once fought a female stripper at Stadium Club in DC. More recently, Prince said, Chaka threw bottles at a woman at Mirage Night Club in Baltimore.”

* Davis says Chaka is trying to extort money from him. Chaka claims the fact she works with Willis McGahee proves she’s not. “[McGahee] makes over 40 million dollars . . . yet you’re saying that I want to get Mr. Davis for money and he’s a second-round draft pick, and his, he doesn’t even gross anywhere close to Willis.”

* Chaka is also representing herself, which leads to exchanges like this:
 
Okay, that has to be the weirdest story I have read all off season.
 
Davis should hire someone to stop him from talking at all times.
 
LOL I'd love to see what the judge writes down while listening to arguments.
 
If this were Dez Bryant it would be on the mainstream media.

Funny stuff, makes for humorous reading, especially since it is a Commander.
 
This whole story is just flagellant flatulence.

:laugh2:

I am so glad it is a Commander and Martellus moved to the NYFG.


We should be safe here folks.
 
One wonders how long it will be before Extremeskins is sporting a new member with the name of Flagellant Pimp Cup...
 
silverbear;4609509 said:
One wonders how long it will be before Extremeskins is sporting a new member with the name of Flagellant Pimp Cup...
:post:
 
Pretty sure 'Chaka' was also the name of the primate thing in Land of the Lost.
 

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