Funniest moment or scene in a movie

[Chief]

A few that make me laugh every time:

-- Animal House -- John Belushi's character (Bluto Blutarski) going through the cafeteria line. Stuffing his mouth full of food, stuffing his pockets, wiggling the jello, then sucking it down. Bad manners make me laugh.

-- Dumb & Dumber -- Harry Dunn hanging on to the toilet for dear life after the turbo lax kicks in, then the look on his face when Mary Swanson tells him the toilet is broken and won't flush.

-- Forgetting Sarah Marshall -- Stephen Baldwin's character pulling the sheet back from a corpse. "She won't be entering anymore beauty pageants ... without a face."

-- The Hangover -- When the guys are in Mike Tyson's living room reviewing the security video. It shows them peeing in his pool and humping his tiger. Tyson just looks at them with this incredulous look. "Who does that?"

-- Caddyshack -- Pretty much any scene where Rodney Dangerfied is antagonizing Ted Knight.

-- Christmas Vacation -- Pretty much any scene with Cousin Eddie.

 

[Yeagermeister]

A few that make me laugh every time:

-- Animal House -- John Belushi's character (Bluto Blutarski) going through the cafeteria line. Stuffing his mouth full of food, stuffing his pockets, wiggling the jello, then sucking it down. Bad manners make me laugh.

-- Dumb & Dumber -- Harry Dunn hanging on to the toilet for dear life after the turbo lax kicks in, then the look on his face when Mary Swanson tells him the toilet is broken and won't flush.

-- Forgetting Sarah Marshall -- Stephen Baldwin's character pulling the sheet back from a corpse. "She won't be entering anymore beauty pageants ... without a face."

-- The Hangover -- When the guys are in Mike Tyson's living room reviewing the security video. It shows them peeing in his pool and humping his tiger. Tyson just looks at them with this incredulous look. "Who does that?"

-- Caddyshack -- Pretty much any scene where Rodney Dangerfied is antagonizing Ted Knight.

-- Christmas Vacation -- Pretty much any scene with Cousin Eddie.

The first time I watched it the scene with Chevy going down the hill on the polished shield killed me.

 

[jksmith269]

A few that make me laugh every time:

-- Animal House -- John Belushi's character (Bluto Blutarski) going through the cafeteria line. Stuffing his mouth full of food, stuffing his pockets, wiggling the jello, then sucking it down. Bad manners make me laugh.

-- Dumb & Dumber -- Harry Dunn hanging on to the toilet for dear life after the turbo lax kicks in, then the look on his face when Mary Swanson tells him the toilet is broken and won't flush.

-- Forgetting Sarah Marshall -- Stephen Baldwin's character pulling the sheet back from a corpse. "She won't be entering anymore beauty pageants ... without a face."

-- The Hangover -- When the guys are in Mike Tyson's living room reviewing the security video. It shows them peeing in his pool and humping his tiger. Tyson just looks at them with this incredulous look. "Who does that?"

-- Caddyshack -- Pretty much any scene where Rodney Dangerfied is antagonizing Ted Knight.

-- Christmas Vacation -- Pretty much any scene with Cousin Eddie.

Planes Trains and Automobiles when they are driving down the wrong side of the road... I fall our of the floor every time I see that...

Two and Half Men the episode "Squab" the whole episode is rofl funny, but from the point Jake is at the grandmothers door with the icecream cone, LMAO Charlie and Alan sneak away and Jake truns around to yell "hey" at them while his back is turned the grandmother opens the door and bends over and says "boo" as Jake turns around he screams and sticks the cone right in her face.. I fell out of the recliner laughing from that part to the end... LMAO

 

[Hostile]

I can never remember the name of this movie. Its a Cheech and Chong movie. I think it was Nice Dreams. They are walking down the street together and they see a dog licking himself.

Cheech: Man I wish I could do that.

Chong: You better pet him first, he might be mean.


The gay guy Hollywood played by Meshach Taylor in Mannequin absolutely kills me. The movie sucks but I laughed at him every scene he was in.


Steve Buschemi's character in Armageddon is a riot.

 

[ArmyCowboy]

The "Bring out your dead" scene in Mony Python and the Holy grail.:laugh2:

 

[Yeagermeister]

The "Bring out your dead" scene in Mony Python and the Holy grail.:laugh2:

But I'm not dead yet

 

[Duane]

The scene in Step Brothers where they make bunk beds out of their two stand alone beds always kills me. As does the drum scene.

 

[bbgun]

The conclusion of "It's a mad mad mad mad world," when the men are thrown off the fire ladder one-by-one, and then Ethel Merman slips on the banana peel.

 

[xWraithx]

since you mentioned Animal House (which I finally got around to seeing recently), I must say that my favorite scene is the one where Bluto is walking down the stairs at the toga party, sees that lame guy playing that lame song on guitar, pauses for a second, then grabs the guitar from the guy and smashes it about 5 times on both walls... lol

 

[Faerluna]

Just about everything in A Fish Called Wanda.

 

[Chief]

Just about everything in A Fish Called Wanda.

Kkkkkken.

:laugh2:

My favorite from that film is when Jamie Lee Curtis and John Clees are about to go at it in the apartment and Kevin Cline pops up out of nowhere spying on them.

 

[bbgun]

Just about everything in A Fish Called Wanda.

"Even if you were my brother ..."

 

[Chief]

"Even if you were my brother ..."

I remember that line. Wow.

 

[Chief]

since you mentioned Animal House (which I finally got around to seeing recently), I must say that my favorite scene is the one where Bluto is walking down the stairs at the toga party, sees that lame guy playing that lame song on guitar, pauses for a second, then grabs the guitar from the guy and smashes it about 5 times on both walls... lol

That was a funny scene.

 

[bbgun]

Otto: You know your problem? You don't like winners.
Archie: Winners?
Otto: Yeah, winners.
Archie: Winners, like North Vietnam?
Otto: Shut up! We didn't lose Vietnam! It was a tie!
Archie: [Cowboy-like drawl] I'm tellin' you, baby, they kicked your little *** there! Boy, they whooped yer hide reeeeeal gooooood!
Otto: No they didn't!!
Archie: Oh Yes they did!
Otto: Oh no they... SHUT UP! Goodbye Archie.
Archie: Gonna shoot me Otto?
Otto: Er Yes. Yes 'fraid so old chap, sorry.

 

[Doomsday]

Ladies and gentlemen of the Ja-Ja-Ja-Jurrrreeeeeee!

Pretty much all of My Cousin Vinny

 

[ArmyCowboy]

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy ************. Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming ************* pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

 

[Chief]

-- Meet the Parents -- When Greg Focker pops the cork on the wine and it rockets across the room, knocking grandmother's ashes all over the floor. Then Mister Jingles the cat starts pawing around in the ashes.

 

[Wimbo]

I need a mod to review my idea for a post here... funny, but I want to respect the board rules. Who can help?

 

[vta]

The Big Lebowski - Jesus Quinatana, two segments of his character, all unprintable here. Never ceases to make me laugh.