Funniest moment or scene in a movie

[Kangaroo]

Animal House is loaded with them !

Guess what I am ! A zit you get it

The Horse scene where they show the Handyman measuring the Horse and the door and all you hear after that is the chainsaw.

Bleushi falling with the ladder when he is spying


Planes Trains and automobiles

Those aren't pillows

Then them driving in the burnt up car and no roof getting pulled over ?

 

[Kangaroo]

How about the original Vacation Movie when they have the dead grandma tied to the top of the car and they leave her body on the porch in the rain all wrapped in plastic bags

How long did that little guy hold on for ?

 

[Hostile]

Weekend at Bernie's when they staple his toupe back on his head.


There's a glow in the dark condom scene in one movie but I can't remember the name of it. The woman is going to have sex with 2 men and she gives them both glow in the dark condoms and they are running all over the hotel room, bouncing on the beds, etc. Then they end up face to face. All you see are these two glowing condoms inches from each other. One turns 180 degrees and then the other and they go the other way. I think it's Steve Martin and John Ritter but I haven't seen it in forever and can't remember.



Anything from the movie Airplane involving Johnny.



The scene in Dumb and Dumber where they are on the scooter and Harry has to pee.

 

[MetalHead]

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy ************. Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming ************* pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

Classic.

 

[MetalHead]

Weekend at Bernie's when they staple his toupe back on his head.


There's a glow in the dark condom scene in one movie but I can't remember the name of it. The woman is going to have sex with 2 men and she gives them both glow in the dark condoms and they are running all over the hotel room, bouncing on the beds, etc. Then they end up face to face. All you see are these two glowing condoms inches from each other. One turns 180 degrees and then the other and they go the other way. I think it's Steve Martin and John Ritter but I haven't seen it in forever and can't remember.



Anything from the movie Airplane involving Johnny.



The scene in Dumb and Dumber where they are on the scooter and Harry has to pee.

The John Ritter movie was "Skin Deep"

 

[MetalHead]

Another movie filled with funny visuals is "Top Secret!" with Val Kilmer.

 

[MetalHead]

How can we forget Tom Cruise in "Tropic Thunder"?

 

[lewpac]

Beverly Hills Cop: When Axel Foley enters the art shop looking for the girl, and he's met by Serge, and asked if he wants an expresso with lemon. The next couple minutes are classic...........

Stripes: "The names Francis Sawyer...........but everbody calls me psyco. Any of you call ME FRANCIS............and I'll kill ya."

Caddyshack: Bill Murray swinging at the flowers with the "Cinderella story, came out of nowhere, now about to become the Masters Champion" bit.

The Jerk: "He hates these CANS!! STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS". Also from The Jerk, when Navin finds his rythem in his bed snapping his fingers.

A Fish Called Wanda: "Hi K-K-K-K-Ken" K-K-K-Ken is C-C-C-Coming to K-K-K-Kills us!!!

 

[the kid 05]

but why is the rum gone..?
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from fight club
Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now?
Tyler Durden: No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.
[Lou hits Tyler again]
Tyler Durden: Still not getting it.
[Lou hits Tyler a few more times]
Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it. Crap, I lost it.
[Lou continues to beat up Tyler]

Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the *** or the crotch?

Hangover:
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the real ceasers palace
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[Faerluna]

The John Ritter movie was "Skin Deep"

What are they in jail for?

**** fighting.

 

[CATCH17]

I can never remember the name of this movie. Its a Cheech and Chong movie. I think it was Nice Dreams. They are walking down the street together and they see a dog licking himself.

Cheech: Man I wish I could do that.

Chong: You better pet him first, he might be mean.


The gay guy Hollywood played by Meshach Taylor in Mannequin absolutely kills me. The movie sucks but I laughed at him every scene he was in.


Steve Buschemi's character in Armageddon is a riot.

Cheech: Hey maaan the car wont start.

Chong: Did you check the air in the tires?






Anyone seen the great outdoors?

I love it when Candy is water skiing yelling YOU ******* and Akroyd is like I think he is saying Faster.

 

[Kevinicus]

Clerks 2 - Pillowpants/PM4Life/The donkey show etc.

 

[FloridaRob]

Planes Trains and Automobiles was classic. The scene at the car rental counter, "you're going the wrong way" scene, and a host of others.

Sideways, when they had to stage the car being damaged and then tried to smash it into a tree and missed.

One Flew over the Cuckoos nest, This is dr so and so, this is dr so and so, and this is dr so and so.

The first Home Alone, Joe Pesci was priceless and all the gags worked. .

Blazing Saddles, My kids don't get this movie, the campfire scene.

Steve Martin in The Jerk when he found his special purpose.

Fun with Dick and Jane-When Dick tries to sneak back into the US after being deported.

Wedding Crashers-The dinner scene with Vince Vaughn and Isla Fisher....

I know i laughed till I cried in all those scenes.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Planes Trains and Automobiles when they are driving down the wrong side of the road... I fall our of the floor every time I see that...

"Thos AREN'T Pillows".... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww





Weekend at Bernie's cracked me up... even the sequel. The fact that they squeezed a sequel out of it... LOL

 

[Yeagermeister]

Cheech: Hey maaan the car wont start.

Chong: Did you check the air in the tires?






Anyone seen the great outdoors?

I love it when Candy is water skiing yelling YOU ******* and Akroyd is like I think he is saying Faster.

Big bear......big bear chase me

 

[Yeagermeister]

Stripes

Mud wrestling scene
The drill performance at the end of boot camp - ARRRRRRRRMY training sir

and many others

 

[DallasEast]

The bedroom scene from I’m Gonna Git You Sucka! If you would like to watch it, go to YouTube and search for “I'm gonna git you sucka - Cherry scene 1 & 2”.

The ‘Grit Ball’ scene at almost the end of Tyler Perry's Madea's Family Reunion.
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Moose scene from Arthur.
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[vta]

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A lot from Arthur - the 'Perry's Wife' scene. Very funny.

Perry's Wife: [screams] MY HUSBAND HAS A GUN!
Arthur: Yes. And for all I know, he shot it while you screamed.

Arthur: Don't you HATE Perry's wife?

 

[Chief]

In "There's Something About Mary" when Ted (Ben Stiller) is talked into "cleaning his pipes" before his big date with Mary. He can't find his stuff, it's hanging off his ear lobe and Mary thinks it's hair gel.

And when Warren spots Ted years later and shouts out "Franks and Beans!"

And the part when Matt Dillon's character tries to revive the little dog.