"Nothing Runs Like A Deere"....True Dat
The year is 2036 and Susan brings her new fiancé, Robert, home to meet her parents for the first time...
Joe (Susan's father): Welcome to the family Robert!
Robert: Thanks sir!
Mary (Susan's mother): You are so handsome!
Robert: Thank you ma'am!
~Susan giggles~
Mary: Come sit down Robert! Want to see some home videos of Susan when she was a child?
Susan: Aw mom!
Robert: Sure!
Joe: Show the hit-and-run video Mary!
Mary: Here it is. We were visiting Susan's kindergarten classmate, Bob, and his family. Bob and Susan had a small spat earlier at school that day. Bob's parents and we hoped getting the kids together would help them forget their little tiff. Both were playing in the backyard when Susan jumped into Bob's toy truck. Haha! Look at her would you! Susan always did have a temper, haha! Did you know Susan had a temper Robert? Robert..?
Susan: Robert..? Bob darling..? Where did he go?
Joe: RUN BOY RUN!