Funny Images Thread

[DallasEast]

I'm guessing they are married.

There will never be a messy divorce but the marriage will end in a messy way.

 

[Reality]

I'm guessing they are married.

Or he said "no" on the play ground when she asked

 

[Xelda]

"Nothing Runs Like A Deere"....True Dat

Him: I'm an Eagles fan now.
Her: Then you won't be missed.

 

[FineFan]

The year is 2036 and Susan brings her new fiancé, Robert, home to meet her parents for the first time...

Joe (Susan's father): Welcome to the family Robert!
Robert: Thanks sir!
Mary (Susan's mother): You are so handsome!
Robert: Thank you ma'am!
~Susan giggles~
Mary: Come sit down Robert! Want to see some home videos of Susan when she was a child?
Susan: Aw mom!
Robert: Sure!
Joe: Show the hit-and-run video Mary!
Mary: Here it is. We were visiting Susan's kindergarten classmate, Bob, and his family. Bob and Susan had a small spat earlier at school that day. Bob's parents and we hoped getting the kids together would help them forget their little tiff. Both were playing in the backyard when Susan jumped into Bob's toy truck. Haha! Look at her would you! Susan always did have a temper, haha! Did you know Susan had a temper Robert? Robert..?
Susan: Robert..? Bob darling..? Where did he go?
Joe: RUN BOY RUN!

LOL. good screenplay Dallas!

 

[DallasEast]

LOL. good screenplay Dallas!

Thanks. I think the parents should be played by the actors who were Sam Witnicky (sp?) folks from the early Transformers movies. Robert should be Nicholas Hoult. He does goofy and naïve parts really well. And Susan should be played by Lindsey Lohan because, well, she is can do gorgeous and crazy at the same time.

 

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I Know It's In Here Somewheres

 

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Oh Deer

 

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I'll Save Ya Mr. Fish

 

[Runwildboys]

I Know It's In Here Somewheres

Timmy fell down the well again, and I'm gonna try to get him from this end!

 

[Runwildboys]

Oh Deer

He's smart to keep his distance!

 

[Runwildboys]

I'll Save Ya Mr. Fish

I can't tell if that's incredibly sweet, or if he's just trying to wash the stink off.

 

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I can't tell if that's incredibly sweet, or if he's just trying to wash the stink off.

 

[Juggernaut]

 

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Diaper Dog

 

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I'm Caught In A Trap

 

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The Stud

 

[Runwildboys]

The Stud

Looks like an electroencephalogram of my brain as I watch this............That's how little dogs make other dogs think they're much bigger.

 

[Runwildboys]

I'm Caught In A Trap

"THIS BAG IS NOT A TOY"

 

[Runwildboys]

LMAO!

 

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LMAO!

I literally lost it when I seen this one.