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The Invisible Pogo Stick
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Hey Daboyz, have you seen America's Got Talent this season? The very first act is two women with trained cat's....and it's surprisingly impressive!
 
Don't make me stray from my predictability ya flee bitten varmint! I will put these here mods to work! OVERTIME!

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Who can get enough of Yosemite Sam?

“All right all right don’t rush me, I’m-a-thinkin’ … and my head hurts”
“Great horny toadies! I musta dug clean through to Chiney!”
“Great horny toads … a trespasser gettin’ footie prints all over my desert”
“Ok rabbit … you forced me to use force”
“Oooo … get me a mouth piece … I wanna a hapus corpeas!”
“Say your prayers varmint … dead rabbits tell no tales”
“Shut off that judybox! … I can’t hear myself a-speechin’”
“When I say whoa! … I mean whoa!”
“Ya doggone idgit galoot … you’ll blow the ship to smithereenies!”
"Oh, yeah? Well, I talk LOUD, and I carry a BIGGER stick! And I use it, too!"
"I'm Riff Raff Sam, the riffiest riff that ever riffed a raff!"
“Anyone a you lily-livered, bow-legged varmints care to slap leather with me, in case any of you git ideas you better know who you're dealin' with. I'm Yosemite Sam. The roughest, toughest, he-man stuffest hombre as ever crossed the Rio Grande...and I aint no namby-pamby.”
Yosemite Sam
 
Andy Rooney was the best! It's sort of embarrassing. I kept restocking my TP shelf and there were 2 rolls in the back that were the red flag to say "Need more TP up here". After a while, they started growing taller. Eventually I was able to put two rolls on top of each other on a shelf that had forbidden such frivolity. I'm through talking about toilet paper now. You're welcome.
 

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