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You know, we always see Darwin Award winners, but sometimes you just got to go, WOW what a freaking MORON! What was she thinking?

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Did she just spark a lighter at the base of a fuel pump nozzle???
 

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hah yeah. That is beyond Darwin Award. That is straight suicidal.
Back about 15 years ago, I was making a delivery in Staten Island. It was -6 degrees at about 6:30 a.m., and the customer couldn't get his forklift started. He goes in the shop and comes back out with a blowtorch and proceeds to put the flame on the propane tank, hose, and coupling. I said, "You're f'ing crazy! I'll be down the street. If you get it started, let me know!"

Fortunately, nothing happened, but that's about the stupidest thing I've ever witnessed firsthand.
 

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Um come back without the top underneath.
Showed that to one of the girls at Hooters, and she said her horse does the same thing to her, Then she said when she brushes his forelocks, he stuffs his face in her **** and licks her chest.

On an unrelated note, I've decided I might let my hair grow back.
 

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