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Landing on the countertop edge would have been a perfect standing high jump but no... He thought about sticking his jump by landing flat-footed in the MIDDLE of the counter.https://lh3.***BROKEN***/-E82BUnVPljI/VUprrM4JxNI/AAAAAAAAm-8/dbT4aEQMd_A/w300-h375-rw/axdp7H0.gif
Landing on the countertop edge would have been a perfect standing high jump but no... He thought about sticking his jump by landing flat-footed in the MIDDLE of the counter.
Great leap. Bad decision about the landing. Hope he isn't a pilot.
True but aiming the middle soles of his feet for the countertop edge would have negated the socks a great deal. Also, socks would have played a minor role if he could have gained another foot in his leap but Byron Jones he's not (even if he thought he was).I think doing it wearing only socks was a bad idea too.
Dude. Found that crappy ice cream sandwich over on First Street. Must have been melting for half an hour before I spotted it. Dang. My stomach is rolling right now. I was taking a LITTLE break crossing town but you think your car is all that. Look at you laugh. Yeah. Hilarious. Guess what? I am taking off in a sec but JUST after doing my business. Bet you will be scrambling to turn off your wipers then right, huh buddy boy?https://lh3.***BROKEN***/-q0lsjspCjw0/WqnXHvRkiFI/AAAAAAAG0bg/UkpOndpMKEMy4gzitIrZM65wN7pTc9BVwCJoC/w425-h262-rw/98b9c2a746.gif
Must be the shoes....or lack thereofLanding on the countertop edge would have been a perfect standing high jump but no... He thought about sticking his jump by landing flat-footed in the MIDDLE of the counter.
Great leap. Bad decision about the landing. Hope he isn't a pilot.
Dude. Found that crappy ice cream sandwich over on First Street. Must have been melting for half an hour before I spotted it. Dang. My stomach is rolling right now. I was taking a LITTLE break crossing town but you think your car is all that. Look at you laugh. Yeah. Hilarious. Guess what? I am taking off in a sec but JUST after doing my business. Bet you will be scrambling to turn off your wipers then right, huh buddy boy?
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