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[lukin2006]

I think I'd avoid breathing through my butt. I eat too much protein for that.

 

[Reality]

I think I'd avoid breathing through my butt. I eat too much protein for that.

Well, you already breathe through your mouth ...

 

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[CouchCoach]

I think I'd avoid breathing through my butt. I eat too much protein for that.

Something's wrong with mine, I can only exhale.

 

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[Runwildboys]

I'd rather cross them with rocks, so they couldn't move.

 

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[lukin2006]

I'd rather cross them with rocks, so they couldn't move.

Even better. Do you get black flies...or maybe that's a northern thing...them bugs are nasty...usually require a blood transfusion at some point...

 

[Runwildboys]

Even better. Do you get black flies...or maybe that's a northern thing...them bugs are nasty...usually require a blood transfusion at some point...

Are you talking about horseflies? Deer flies? Horseflies suck. Fortunately, unless you live near a body of water, there are a lot of them around, but every once in a while I see a friggin' scary big one. Some are a couple inches long...so big, you can see that blood sucking apparatus sticking out of its face from 20 feet away. I think that may be why I don't swim much anymore.

 

[Sammy]

Note to Self: Sniff all boxes before stealing.