Funny nicknames for your dog

[lane]

i just thought of one for my doggie.

his real name is jesse james.

but occasionally i think i will call him....... scruffy mcscruffins.


do you have any funny nicknames for your pets?

 

[kimrose]

Mr. Fluffleupagus - after Mr. Snuffleupagus, my favorite character from Sesame Street.

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

Our dog's name is Abby(toy schnauzer), but we call her the Kraken because she becomes a squealing attention craving nutjob when guests walk through the door. We have to hold her, usually put her on her walking leash until guests have been in the house for around ten to fifteen minutes. Even then she still bumrushes folks from time to time to get some affection. By the way, she is spoiled rotten so being ignored is not the problem.

So, nutshell, "Release the Kraken" became the catchphrase when we released her.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

For the Female (Dashiki...the wife named that one)

Girly
Shiki
Sneaky Shiki Houdini as she had the ability to get out of any collar
Big Mamma (she is really heavy)

The father in law just calls her Fat Arse

For the Male (Dobby)

Buddy
Flap Bag or Rudder (he was fixed so that explains that one)
Show Tunes (he prances around like he is in a musical)
Poppy
Puss

The father in law cannot get his name right so he calls him shadoobie like in the stones song shattered.

 

[JIMMYBUFFETT]

Damn it.

 

[kimrose]

Damn it.

Winner!! ding ding ding

 

[Tusan_Homichi]

One of our dogs is named Blue Bell. Soon after we got her we realized that while very sweet, her flatulence could clear a room. So we started calling her Poo Smell. That then morphed into Poostink and then eventually Pooty Twostink.

She gets called all four names interchangeably.

 

[CowboyStar88]

My Dog Myles we call him MyMy or Willie because he is wirie mutt! Love that lil guy... Have 4 dogs so they all have names. Skylar we call her SkySky Sky Skygirl or the princess of everything. We have Bandit who we call B-dog BB And last we have Ms. hope the 2lb lil miss priss. We call her hopeless or Hopee or Princess Hopeless

 

[Teren_Kanan]

My dog Nymeria mostly goes by Nymes, but I got into the habbit of calling her Nymes Head cuz she's got a big ol' nogging, and that eventually just became head. I call my dog Head a lot and her name is Nymeria..

My other dog Rhaenys has this really long face and always looks sad, I call her face now.

My two dogs, Head and Face.


My cat Lucy, always called her Lucy Baby, then Lucy B, then somehow that became Lucy Bean, then just Bean.

It's weird how nicknames form when you aren't actively seeking one out. Just kinda start calling them things somehow.

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

Rebel=Johnny Reb
Jet=Jetson
Mattie=Madeline

 

[Lonestar94]

Girly
Girlin
Girlison
Bo
Bo Bo
Bosun

I know I'm weird

 

[Lonestar94]

Rebel=Johnny Reb
Jet=Jetson
Mattie=Madeline

inb4 ban

 

[lane]

here's another few i tend to call jesse at times..

come here!!!

no!!!

 

[trickblue]

I have a Mini Aussie, Mikey... he walks pidgeon-toed with that skinny butt like a bear... I call him... surprise... Bear...

My Maltese is Sammy but we call him Sambo...

 

[Manwiththeplan]

Rebel=Johnny Reb

Awsome.....

 

[Vtwin]

Ranger the male GSD = Booger or Booger B Bagoo in formal introductions.

Scout the female GSD = Scooter or Scootsie, sometimes Scooter Baby.

Pumpkinheads or Peckerwoods if addressing both at the same time.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

My Wife has a little Dachshund named Olivia, that looks like this.

I call her Dovahkiin because she believes she is this guy from the Video Game Skyrim.

When I play that video game, she will sit beside me and watch. When you have to battle a Dragon, she will jump at the screen and and try to fight the Dragon on the Video Game. I think she really believes it.

 

[Denim Chicken]

Lol, we call my dog Scout "Señorita Labios Negro".

 

[Tabascocat]

The girls call mine: Jack = Jackers Maggie = Maggers or Maggie May
They always end names in 'ers for some reason.

Jack was a 4 lb chihuahua who blossomed to almost 9 lbs when he was two. We are not sure why but we moved to California then and we suspect the lack of heat and humidity put the poundage on him. So, I call him Fat Jack or Jackie Chan.

We had to give Dexter to someone due to trying to hurt Jack over food and toys and he turned into an evil gremlin but I called him Cujo.

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[KJJ]

Dogs name is Beji his nicknames are pooper and turd castle.