Game day Menu

[MWH1967]

Oh man, I hope you made him stay up and watch

Well, I hope the bumps on his head goes down soon...lol!! yep, every second.

 

[aria]

You are making me sad. You need a big ole hug. Buuuuut, just in case you're not kidding about needing to lose a few lbs, it's hands above the waist and no cheek squeezing. I ain't into ample buttocks.

Bwahahaha....nah, I don’t need to lose weight. Just try to balance the good with the bad. If I didn’t, I probably would need to lose some lbs.

I prefer spit as a natural lubricant please.

 

[CCBoy]

I'm not sure what we settle upon...but there's going to be some black-eyed beans with ham hocks and buttery jalapena corn bread. I'm thinking batter fried pork chops with sliced parmesan melted on top.

 

[Tangle_Foot]

Well it's dress rehearsal might as well get back in the swing of things, the briskets already smoking.

 

[Pants]

gotta say, after reading some of the menus, it is time for me to go grab something to eat now

 

[jazzcat22]

BTW, I don't know if Ranching has this rule but when I used to do this thread on the old forum, there was an unbendable rule. You cannot have any food that might be indigenous to the enemy's home. No brats when playing CHI or GB and you gotta be careful playing AZ that you don't cross the line from Tex-Mex to real Mexican, No Cajun or Creole playing the Saints. Playing Indy is wide open because they don't have any food they're known for. HOU and JAX, watch that Fish/seafood.

And I am not naming names but several posters from the old forum had fried chicken, collards and cornbread and Atlanta cleaned our clocks. It wasn't Chaz Green, it was collard greens that doomed us.

So no coffee for the day when playing Seattle?

No NY style Pizza, or Chicago style pizza, No wild game meats for Lions, Bengals, Panthers. No rum for the Raiders or Buccs, no rice for SF.
Dolphins, not that either. Also no cheese stuff for GB, No wings for Buffalo. No airplane style food for the Jets.
No Potatoes for the Commanders.
Browns, let's not go there.

 

[Bohuntr97]

A Pepperoni Hot Pocket and a few Miller Lites. Yeah I'm single.

 

[dallasdave]

Ribs, sweet potato and corn, Took a melon and put Ever Clear in it a put back in the frig.

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That Melon will rock

 

[maryquality]

So no coffee for the day when playing Seattle?

No NY style Pizza, or Chicago style pizza, No wild game meats for Lions, Bengals, Panthers. No rum for the Raiders or Buccs, no rice for SF.
Dolphins, not that either. Also no cheese stuff for GB, No wings for Buffalo. No airplane style food for the Jets.
No Potatoes for the Commanders.
Browns, let's not go there.

And you forgot....no cheesesteaks or cream cheese when playing the egals.

 

[jazzcat22]

And you forgot....no cheesesteaks or cream cheese when playing the egals.

The year we played the Eagles in a playoff game, they removed all the Philly Cream Cheese from the shelves in the entire DFW area.
Probably had to drive to Houston to find it somewhere.

 

[Ranching]

The year we played the Eagles in a playoff game, they removed all the Philly Cream Cheese from the shelves in the entire DFW area.
Probably had to drive to Houston to find it somewhere.

Could've just gone to Risen's house...lol

 

[jazzcat22]

Could've just gone to Risen's house...lol

I am sure he is well stocked. But better not touch the ones signed by Wentz...oh wait, that may be all of them.

 

[CouchCoach]

Beer can chicken.

Naaaaah, that damned chicken juice makes the beer taste funky.

 

[VACowboy]

Naaaaah, that damned chicken juice makes the beer taste funky.

Oh, I drank the beer first.

 

[CouchCoach]

So no coffee for the day when playing Seattle?

No NY style Pizza, or Chicago style pizza, No wild game meats for Lions, Bengals, Panthers. No rum for the Raiders or Buccs, no rice for SF.
Dolphins, not that either. Also no cheese stuff for GB, No wings for Buffalo. No airplane style food for the Jets.
No Potatoes for the Commanders.
Browns, let's not go there.

OK, let's not get carried away, it's the cities they're from, not the name of the team. But you are right about BUF, no wings and no cheese for GB and no pizza is correct for NY and no corned beef or pastrami.

Coffee is fine, that's a beverage as is beer. The rule only applies to food. The only exception is D.C., we have to refrain from lying for one day.

 

[CouchCoach]

Oh, I drank the beer first.

Damn me, been doing it wrong.

 

[jaybird]

Slow cooked pot roast with red potatoes, baby carrots and mushrooms. Served with a side of rice and broccoli! Enjoy the day, what's on your plate?

Maryland hot steamed crabs
And Cold beer

 

[Jimbo69]

I'm in the UK and we only get highlights of the game late tomorrow night so i'll watch it early tuesday after a run with toast, cranberries and tea.
I must admit i'd prefer bbq pork and a few beers but we don't usually get any pre season games so small mercies and all that.

 

[Risen Star]

Cardinal kebabs.

(Cowboys!)

 

[fansince68]

The sphincter muscle out of a dead horse with a semi-sweet Niagra wine.

Do you fry or bake your dead horse sphincter muscle? Or do you just toss it in a salad?