Never mind for you...week old bread and mesquito infested water..that suite your types of guidelines...I stated what i will be having for the next three days. But if that has to be presented as well, then just suite your self!
By the way...hope you miss the ball game because of a winter storm and power shortage. Last February, it forced our Son, John, to lose his leg - missing kidney dialysis for five straight days. He deteriated from there and and he was buried TWO months ago. This was my wife, Ann, and my first Christmas without him. A very tough experience for us.
As to YOUR number 5 DECLARATION: I made the mashed potatoes with packs...garlic potatoes, sour cream potatoes, potatoe bits, regular buttered potatoes, and sour cream...that is FIVE additions. As to the cheese macaroni dish, it acutualy was composed with a macaroni and cheese mix with a linguini mix. It had both of those two types of cheese mixed...plus shredded mazarela, shredded cheddar cheese, and shredded parmesan. There was TWO bags of jumbo shrimp on the top of that smoked bacon and macaroni casserole, covered by the grated parmesan. Yep, that was FIVE cheeses as well.
You and your Grinch routine can now shove things in that festive response somewhere dark and similarly unviewable while waiting on YOUR two turtle doves...
My daughter-in-law, who lost her HUSBAND, made the deviled eggs...this year, WITHOUT pickled relish!!!