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Juke99

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An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away


Sunday Mirror, Jun 11, 2000 | by JONATHAN HAYTER

STARING at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals.

Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.

A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

She added that sexy stars like Dolly Parton, Heather Locklear, Anna Nicole Smith and Demi Moore had proved to be especially good for the men's health.

Copyright 2000 MGN LTD
Provided by ProQuest Information and Learning Company. All rights Reserved.
 

CATCH17

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I claimed this for years and now I finally have proof to back it up!
 

LeonDixson

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Now we have an answer to all the women who try to turn us into vegans "for our own health". "You really want to keep me healthy.......?
 

CowboyMcCoy

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I will not participate in objectifying wimmen's body's even if it prolongs my life.
:lmao:
 

Cowboy Brian

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Look at the date of publication, lmao.

I've been doing this for years, so i must be living an extra 50 years.
 

CF74

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My wife may improve my health after all eh. Hmmm..:D
 

Doomsday

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Considering the amount of porn I watch, you would think I would have a 6 pack by now.

:lmao:
 

silverbear

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Cajuncowboy;3076126 said:
Oh geez! This means SilverBear will live forever. :p:

OK, when did this become rag on Bear day??

Not that you're wrong, mind you... :D
 

silverbear

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bbgun;3076145 said:
Bear was bitten by a vampire in 1742.

I thought you said you'd keep that to yourself...

And it was 1746... ah, those were the days...
 
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