Gentlemen, I have decided to live a healthier life style...I implore you to join me..

silverbear

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Cajuncowboy;3076146 said:
Dang! No he will live forever, twice!

Hey, why do you think I work the graveyard shift??

You should see my tricked-out coffin... got a TempurPedic mattress, massage, built-in 42" LCD in the lid, BluRay player, DirecTV... it's air conditioned and everything...
 

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silverbear;3076318 said:
I thought you said you'd keep that to yourself...

And it was 1746... ah, those were the days...

When men were men, and women were chambermaids and serving wenches. Ah, paradise.
 

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bbgun;3076334 said:
When men were men, and women were chambermaids and serving wenches. Ah, paradise.

There ya go... I knew you'd understand, you've always been a man of rare wit and perspicacity...

No, Bob, "perspicacity" does NOT mean you sweat a lot... :D
 

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Rewatched "The Hot Spot" last night with Jennifer Connelly. Feeling healthier this morning!

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Juke99;3076008 said:

An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away


Sunday Mirror, Jun 11, 2000 | by JONATHAN HAYTER

STARING at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals.

Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.

A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

She added that sexy stars like Dolly Parton, Heather Locklear, Anna Nicole Smith and Demi Moore had proved to be especially good for the men's health.

Copyright 2000 MGN LTD
Provided by ProQuest Information and Learning Company. All rights Reserved.

I bet this guys has some strong wrist from working out. :lmao:
 
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